Crackdown

Crackdown

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 33 Update: Level 33 Required characters: Wiggum, Brockman, Lou, Bart, Milhouse Optional characters: See Pt. 2 and Pt. 3 Previous quest(s): Springfield Confidential Pt. 1 Next quest(s): Springfield Confidential Pt. 2

Crackdown is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 33 content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark Don't you find that people are less likely to commit crimes around us because we're men? I think they're less likely to because we're cops. No really, I think I'm onto something here. Which is why I've decided that tonight, I'm going undercover as a woman! Actually, you've been doing that a lot, Chief. I'd been meaning to talk to you about that... What? Does it not look good on me? My colorist said I'm a fall, but I think I'm more of an autumn. Task: "Make Wiggum Go on a Stake Out". The job takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark All right, boys, Quimby texted me to say good work, but that we still have a lower arrest rate than Detroit.. And they don't even have police there anymore. But Chief, who do we arrest? We've already nailed the people who've actually committed crimes. I heard the word "actually" in there, Lou. Let's change that. Task: "Make Criminals Serve Time" (x20). The jobs take place at Springfield Penitentiary and take 24 hours. After sending Homer I thought Free-to-Play meant I could just take the phone from the myPhone store. After sending Apu While I consider this arrest unjust, I will confess that a night in jail is preferable to taking care of eight small children. After sending Ned Just to be clear, roomie, you'd like me to point this soap that's been carved to looked like a gun at the guard when he brings dinner? And he knows that this is a joke? Well, I do love jokes! After sending Cletus An inside outhouse what's got a sink on top of it? Free orange clothes? This is the fanciest place I's ever been in! After sending Krusty I can't be in jail -- I'm a celebrity! What if no one recognizes me?! After sending Skinner Call the school and anyone will tell you that this must be a Bart Simpson prank So you can forget that strip search that you're about to... doooooooooooooooo! After sending Willie I had me choice of roommate between a Mexican gang killer and an Englishman who jaywalked. Jose and I are getting along just dandy. After sending Mr. Burns What ho, hoosegow-mates! Shall we all go take a gander at the strongmen in the outdoor gymnasium? Why are you pointing that dangerously sharp toothbrush at me? After sending Comic Book Guy This is infinitely worse than the Negative Zone Prison Alpha operated by S.H.I.E.L.D. I demand to see your Tony Stark! After sending Rev. Lovejoy Lord, I've been in your service for fifteen years. I've prayed to you every day. Would it be too much to ask you to listen to me just once and get me out of this friggin' stinkhole?! After sending Marge I know that I didn't come to a complete stop at that stop sign, but our car's transmission falls out when you do that. After sending Moe I get put in the slammer for an illegal U-turn? Well ain't that a laugh. You should see what I got in my basement! After sending Wiggum Hey! I was just cleaning out this cell and the door locked behind me. Hello? Funny mistake because we all know how cops get treated in prison. Oh God. After sending Luigi Thrown in jail like-a spaghetti on-a a wall. And-a my only crime is being a cultural stereotype-a! After sending Grampa Why? I didn't kill nobody or steal nothing or sell my pills to those bullies for a dollar a pop like I did in that dream. Wait, who took my pills and why do I have all these dollars? After sending Snake I was fine with prison overcrowding when it was hardcore criminals... but all these moms, dads, doctors, and teachers is cruel and unusual punishment! After sending Quimby Outside these walls I'm the mayor. Inside them, I, er, seem to be a ring girl for Mexican mafia yard fights. After sending Mrs. Krabappel Overcrowding, dangerous occupants, horrible food – I'll go anywhere as long as it's not back to that school. After sending Dr. Hibbert I'm telling you, it wasn't a drug deal! I gave Chester the money to fix my shed. After sending Barney I love jail. Prison wine is a better than Moe's beer and I don't get beat up after I pass out. After sending Smithers My name is C. Montgomery Burns. I'm one hundred and fifteen years old and I'm ready to serve my time. After sending Prof. Frink If you might permit me to access my Frink-O-Pod, I can travel back in time to prevent the crime from ever being committed. Plus that will allow the writer who agreed to write all these prison jokes to say no! After sending Hank Scorpio My dear officers, when I get out, I'll double your salaries to come work for me, and we'll take over the world! Are these potatoes peeled well enough, because I can have at them again if you'd like. After sending Hans Moleman I accidentally tunneled my way INTO jail?! Ohhhhhh. After sending Duffman Duffman is being approached by seven dudes with tattoos on their faces. Oh, no! After sending Otto That was not weed, man! It was oregano for my oregano brownies. Hey, you want a lid of Bob Marley Hawaiian Skunk oregano? After sending Dr. Nick Hi, everybody! Free plastic surgery in exchange for protecting me on the inside. I can make you look like George Clooney... although sometimes it comes out like Rosemary Clooney. But any Clooney is good, right? After sending Sideshow Mel I have started a Theatricum Prisonicum! But Snake was cast as Hamlet instead of me, so now I am boycotting the Theatricum Prisonicum! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark Great work, boys! We've made more arrests this week than in the entire history of the S.P.D. But, Chief, we haven't gone after the big fish, like Fat Tony. You know I'd like a big arrest, but have you ever talked to that guy? Very menacing-sounding. So instead we're going to round up this list of repeat offenders from the Springfield School system. Task: "Make Youth Serve Time" (x6). The jobs take place at Springfield Penitentiary and take 24 hours. After sending Milhouse I wasted my one phone call, but I had to vote on America's Top Runway Model! After sending Bart Whoa, this is like Scared Straight... but without the tutoring and talks from mentors. I could get used to this! After sending Martin Improbably, prisoners have women interested in marrying them. So now finally there is hope for me! After sending Nelson Prison? Wow, I kind of jumped right to the end of my life story. Oh well, at least I got to skip a lot of boring stuff. After sending Lisa I'm following in the footsteps of Nelson Mandela and Benazir Bhutto. I wonder if they missed their Malibu Stacy dolls too? After sending Ralph This camp smells hurty. After sending Kearney I keep telling you people, I'm not a kid! I HAVE a kid. Take him instead! After sending Squeaky Voiced Teen Can I put this on my resume as an internship? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark This is Kent Brockman reporting. Abuse of police power has reached epidemic proportions. It seems that no one is safe from their persecution, not even our clergymen, our upstanding citizens, our children... Our newsmen. Exactly! Wait, what? Just finishing your sentence. Which is funny, because we're going to get you started on a new kind of sentence right now! Task: "Make Brockman Go in for Questioning". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark Okay, so maybe arresting a bunch of kids and throwing them into a dangerous prison didn't work out as well as I thought it would. We should get those kids out of jail before anything terrible happens. You're right. Like missing their social studies unit at school. I hear that it's about the Pueblo Indians and they deserve all the attention they can get. I don't know if they're so great. They lived in the same kind of adobe huts for hundreds of years while people in Europe were building castles. They were happy, Lou! Isn't that more important than having a tile roof? Geez! Now get those kids in reform school and make sure they learn about the Pueblo! Task: "Make Lou Teach Reform School". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Bart Attend Reform School". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Milhouse Attend Reform School". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 31-35 Quests
Bad Cops • Bread And Putter • Bring on the Revolution! • Career Aspirations • Celeb-o-mania • Climbing Up To The D-List • Code Brown • Crackdown • Egoin' Crazy • For the Love of Marge • High School Low • Moe Town • Night At The Knowledgeum • Now With Extra Hype • Rod And Todd • Rod And Todd Prelude • "SKINNERRRR?!" • Springfield Confidential • Unusual Suspects • Up In Smoke