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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Burns' Casino content update/Act 2

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Act 1
Act 2
Act 3


Event App Icon.
Event Splashscreen.
Event Calendar.
Event Store Three Panel.
Event Store One Panel.
Event Guide.

Act 2 of the Burns' Casino event will start March 7, 2016 and ended on March 17th at 8am GMT.

Characters[edit]

Image Name Costs Unlock Message Notes
Cregg Demon.png Cregg Demon Prize Tapped Out Cregg Demon Unlock.png Prize
Loch Ness Monster.png Casino Nessie Tapped Out Casino Nessie Unlock.png

Skins[edit]

Image Name Costs Unlock Message Notes
Tapped Out Casino Boss Bart.png Casino Boss Bart Donut Tapped Out.png90 Tapped Out Casino Boss Bart Unlock.png Unlocks with Bart's Casino

Buildings[edit]

Image Name Costs Build time Task Notes
Tapped Out Homer's House of Cards.png Homer's House of Cards Free 6s Cards minigame Unlocked after starting Have a Vice Day Pt. 10.
Tapped Out Lucky Casino.png Lucky Casino Prize 8h Denying the Actual Odds Prize
Tapped Out Woodstock Casino.png Woodstock Casino 4h Making Hippies Even Poorer Prize

Decorations[edit]

Image Name Costs Notes
Tapped Out Water Show Fountain.png Water Show Fountain Donut Tapped Out.png55
Tapped Out Newark Newark Sign.png Newark Newark Sign Prize Prize

Skins[edit]

Image Name Costs Notes
Tapped Out Bart's Casino.png Bart's Casino Donut Tapped Out.png90 Bart's Tree House skin.
Unlocks Casino Boss Bart.

Consumables[edit]

Image Name Costs Notes
Tapped Out Refer a Friend Card.png Refer a Friend Card Donut Tapped Out.png60 Earns double rewards from tapping Gamblers in a friend's town
TSTO Burns' Casino 10 Casino Tokens.png TSTO Casino Token.png10 Donut Tapped Out.png20 Use tokens to play casino games.
TSTO Burns' Casino 20 Casino Tokens.png TSTO Casino Token.png25 Donut Tapped Out.png40
TSTO Burns' Casino 30 Keychains.png TSTO Casino Keychain.png30 Donut Tapped Out.png15 Crafting materials.
TSTO Burns' Casino 30 Coasters.png TSTO Casino Coaster.png30
TSTO Burns' Casino 20 Martinis.png TSTO Casino Martini.png20
TSTO Burns' Casino 10 Show Tickets.png TSTO Casino Show Ticket.png10

Returning[edit]

Image Item Cost Notes
Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty.png Tuxedo Krusty Donut Tapped Out.png60 Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty unlock.png
Returns from "Clown in the Dumps" episode tie-in.

Item origins[edit]

Item Episode
Cregg Demon "The Great Simpsina", "A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again"
Casino Nessie "Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
Casino Boss Bart, Woodstock Casino, Bart's Casino, Casino Boss Bart, Casino Token "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
Lucky Casino, Newark Newark Sign "Viva Ned Flanders"
Water Show Fountain "My Sister, My Sitter"
Tuxedo Krusty "Clown in the Dumps"
Homer's House of Cards, Refer a Friend Card The Simpsons: Tapped Out exclusive

Gameplay[edit]

Have a Vice Day[edit]

Have a Vice Day Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on March 7th:
Smithers Attention Burns Casino patrons. As of today, red chips will no longer be used.
Smithers We are switching to green chips, as part of BurnsCo's drive to become more "Green."
Smithers Also, when mixed with sweat the red dye on the old chips becomes a potent carcinogen.
Task: Make Burns Go More Green (8h, Burns' Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Have a Vice Day Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
Mr. Burns So many decorations and businesses are opening up around my casino. It's becoming quite a little "Vice-ville."
Mr. Burns A delightful locale for citizens to enjoy all the forbidden pleasures.
Mr. Burns Gambling, drinking, baiting bears...
Lisa What's fun about tormenting a living creature?
Mr. Burns Don't knock it 'til you try it. Smithers! Hop around like a kangaroo until I'm amused.
Smithers Yes sir.
Mr. Burns See Lisa? Fun!
Task: Make Skinner Drink Absinthe (4h, Burns' Casino)
Task: Make Krusty Watch a Sexy Floor Show (4h, Burns' Casino)
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Gorge on Whale Sushi (4h, Burns' Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Have a Vice Day Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa There's something weird about Mr. Burns and his "Vice-ville."
Homer Lisa, can't an old man share what he loves: losing money on a casino?
Lisa Exactly. Why would he do that? He's hiding something, and everyone who is against gambling needs to figure out what.
Lisa Let's go, Mom.
Marge With you in a minute. I'm trying absinthe.
Marge It's pretty good.
Marge Really good.
Marge With you in a minute, Lisa. I'm talking to Mr. Toulouse-Lautrec.
Marge Why yes, Mr. Lautrec, I *will* show you my ankles.
Task: Make Marge Hallucinate on Absinthe (8h, Burns' Casino)
Task: Make Lisa Snoop Around (8h, Burns' Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Have a Vice Day Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Um, excuse me, Mr. Casino Owner? For years I've worshipped you from afar.
Homer Now, I ask a favor. Can I come work for you?
Mr. Burns You seem like a fine fellow. But you've never worked for me before?
Homer I don't think so.
Mr. Burns No, I don't think so either.
Smithers Oh for heaven's sake, you've both known each other for years.
Homer That doesn't sound right.
Mr. Burns No, it really doesn't.
Task: Make Burns Consider Hiring Homer (8h, Burns' Casino)
Task: Make Homer Not Recognize Mr. Burns (8h, Burns' Casino)
Mr. Burns Well Simpson, now that I've remembered who you are, I'm afraid there's no job at my casino for a man so witless and incompetent.
Mr. Burns So get back to work at my nuclear plant!
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Have a Vice Day Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon.png Say, Homer, which way to the stage? I'm doing a show!
Homer I don't know, Lance. I'm not allowed to work here.
Mr. Burns Wait a moment. You know this celebrity? I'm impressed!
Homer I know an implausibly large number of celebrities.
Mr. Burns Then you have the perfect qualifications to be my new Entertainment Coordinator!
Mr. Burns Smithers, hire this man, and fire the old coordinator.
Gil But I was just about to bring in a really great trick poodle act!
Gil One poodle. Belongs to my wife. It sits up and begs. Most of the time.
System Message Check out Princess Kashmir and the Florence of Arabia club and see what other kinds of entertainment Homer cooks up!
Task: Make Homer Interview More Entertainers (4h, Burns' Casino)
If the user has Lance Murdock Icon: Task: Make Lance Murdock Do Stunts in the Cafeteria (4h, Burns' Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Have a Vice Day Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Krusty Homer, you gotta hire me for the casino -- it's the sweetest job there is.
Krusty I mean, look at Carrot Top. He got a gig at the Luxor and now he just phones it in all day to drunk tourists.
Homer Sir, Carrot Top is my favorite performer. The way he smashes watermelons is sublime.
Krusty You're thinking of Gallagher.
Homer Comedy snob, huh? You're hired!
Task: Make Krusty Entertain Gamblers with Terrible Impressions (12h, Burns' Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Have a Vice Day Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Milhouse, I have to get inside that casino if I'm ever going to find out what Mr. Burns is up to.
Milhouse But children aren't allowed in there. If we want to gamble we have to lie about our age online.
Lisa Hey, Dad... can I have a "Take Your Kid To Work" Day?
Homer Are you planning to cause trouble? You've never ask for Take Your Kid to Work days at the power plant.
Lisa Um... me environmentalist. Nuclear bad. Me support Native Americans, they like casinos, casinos good...
Homer Convincing. Utterly convincing.
Task: Make Lisa Investigate Inside the Casino (8h, Burns' Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Have a Vice Day Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge I'm really worried about gambling fever taking over the town. How will this affect our bake sales, for example?
Marge It's time to save our bake sales with an organization to cure this terrible addiction.
Marge I got the idea from spending time in AA.
Marge Absinthe Anonymous.
Skinner Although Absinthe Anonymous is more about hanging out and sharing our love of absinthe.
Task: Make Marge Start "Gambling Anonymous" (8h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Have a Vice Day Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Apu, you also run the casino gift shop? Boy, you must really enjoy selling cigarettes and aspirin.
Apu It's a terrible job. Mr. Burns has explicitly forbidden me to gouge!
Apu He wants people to leave richer than they entered.
Lisa But why? What is the secret behind Vice-ville?
Apu Sshhh -- come into the back room.
Apu I have one word for you: power.
Lisa Power! Mr. Burns wants to rule Springfield!
Apu No. It's dark here in the back room, so flip the switch and give the lights power.
Lisa Fine. Lights on.
Apu Great. Anyway, now I have one word for you: power.
Lisa Okay, like I just said, Mr. Burns wants to take control of Springfield.
Apu No, that is NOT what I mean. The secret behind this casino is-
Apu -AARGHH!
Lisa Oh no! Someone shot Apu just as he was about to reveal the truth. This IS a conspiracy.
Snake Actually, this is just a robbery. Did I interrupt something?
System Message He did! Keep gambling until March 13th for the conclusion of this story.
System Message Will it be exciting? You bet! Meanwhile... You, bet.
TSTO Casino Act 2 End Message 1.pngTSTO Casino Act 2 End Message 2.png
Task: Make Apu Bleed Out in the Gift Shop (24h, Burns' Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Pre-Act 3 Gameplay[edit]

Have a Vice Day[edit]

Have a Vice Day Pt. 10[edit]

After the user logs in on March 13th and tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
Mr. Burns Homer, you've been a fantastic entertainment coordinator.
Mr. Burns The people you've hired are good enough to add that Las Vegas feeling, but crappy enough not to distract the gamblers.
Mr. Burns As a reward, I'm giving you your own game to run.
Homer Thank you, sir!
Homer I was proud of hiring the clown.
Mr. Burns Yes, he really amped up the crappy.
Task: Build Homer's House of Cards
Task: Make Homer Deal Cards (1h, Homer's House of Cards)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Stacking the Deck[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer I finally get to run my own casino game!
Homer Waitress! Bring me a free cocktail.
Lenny Homer, the dealer is supposed to stay sober.
Homer Yeah, but this place is supposed to be fun.
Homer And there's nothing funner than a fat drunk trying to deal cards.
System Message Story continues with the start of the next prize track!
TSTO Casino Story Continues.png
Task: Play a Game of Cards
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Premium gameplay[edit]

Exotic Entertainment[edit]

After completing Have a Vice Day Pt. 5 and tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark:
Homer Your resume as an Exotic Dancer is very impressive, Miss Kashmir.
Princess Kashmir I started as an ordinary dancer, then did Unusual Dance, Atypical Dance, and Not-Really-Dance Dance before going full Exotic.
Homer And before then?
Princess Kashmir I was in the Army.
Homer Ooh, good, military experience.
Princess Kashmir The Duffgirls Party Army.
Homer Much better experience.
Task: Make Princess Kashmir Entertain Gamblers (4h, Burns' Casino)
Mr. Burns Princess Kashmir, you're a vision of loveliness.
Mr. Burns If I were a younger man I might try to slip off your silken bikini myself.
Princess Kashmir Yeah, a lot of guys try that.
Princess Kashmir So I had it surgically stitched to my hips.
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Hate the Playa[edit]

After completing Have a Vice Day Pt. 6 and tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Tuxedo Krusty I'm living the high life!
Tuxedo Krusty My show is the second worst rated entertainment at the casino.
Tuxedo Krusty And to think my dad said I'd never amount to second worst.
Tuxedo Krusty Time to try out my luck on the casino floor!
Task: Make Tuxedo Krusty Hit on Cocktail Waitresses (4h, Burns' Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Lisa's 11[edit]

Lisa's 11 Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Casino Boss Bart Icon.png Welcome to my fabulous Treehouse Casino.
Marge I'm not so sure about this, Bart.
Tapped Out Casino Boss Bart Icon.png Come on, Mom, I'm just doing what kids do everywhere.
Tapped Out Casino Boss Bart Icon.png Imitate their parent's terrible behavior.
Task: Make Casino Boss Bart Get Set for the High Life (8h, Bart's Tree House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lisa's 11 Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Casino Boss Bart Icon.png Man, this is the life.
Tapped Out Casino Boss Bart Icon.png Walking the floor, charming high rollers, chatting with the waitresses...
Tapped Out Casino Boss Bart Icon.png Janey, looking lovely. Get my friend Milhouse another lemonade if you would.
Tapped Out Casino Boss Bart Icon.png He's dumping a ton of lunch money at the Crazy-8s table.
Task: Make Casino Boss Bart Manage Operations (12h, Bart's Tree House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lisa's 11 Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Ugh, Bart's Treehouse Casino is driving me crazy.
Lisa All night long, kids are making noise and playing music, right outside my bedroom window.
Lisa If I hear Nelson yell "big wins" one more time I'll scream.
Lisa Well, let Bart strut around like a big man.
Lisa I'm going to bring together an all-star team of nerds and bring his casino down.
Lisa Cue dramatic music.
Task: Make Lisa Scheme a Takedown (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lisa's 11 Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Okay, I've assembled a crack team of eleven nerds.
Lisa Martin, Database, Cosine, Report Card, Beezee, Prune Juice, Hubert Wong...
Lisa ...Database's Girlfriend, Renaissance Fair, Sliderule and Compaq.
Lisa Now, let's come up with a plan to take Bart's Treehouse Casino down.
Martin How about we cut down the tree?
Lisa I love that tree.
Database Let's throw in a stink bomb.
Lisa This is supposed to be a parody of a clever heist movie. We need something clever.
Lisa Now let's nerd the heck out of this!
Task: Make Casino Boss Bart Enjoy the High Life (8h, Bart's Tree House)
Task: Make Lisa Scheme (8h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Martin Scheme (8h, Simpson House)
Lisa Okay. Eleven brilliant nerds spent all day scheming to take down Bart's Treehouse Casino.
Lisa We're going with a stink bomb.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lisa's 11 Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Casino Boss Bart Icon.png Lisa, I know you have a plan to destroy my Treehouse Casino.
Lisa Who spilled the beans?
Tapped Out Casino Boss Bart Icon.png Martin. He's addicted to my Krusty Kidz Play Slot Machine.
Lisa That boy's headed toward a lifetime of serious gambling problems.
Tapped Out Casino Boss Bart Icon.png Look, Lis, if the noise from my treehouse is bothering you in your room, all you had to do was tell me.
Tapped Out Casino Boss Bart Icon.png I'm a casino boss. My job is making problems go away.
Lisa So you'll shut down the Treehouse Casino?
Tapped Out Casino Boss Bart Icon.png Hell no. We're switching bedrooms.
Task: Make Casino Boss Bart Manage Operations (12h, Bart's Tree House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Daily Challenges[edit]

Main article: Daily Challenges
Quest Time Location
Acquire Chips [x350] TSTO Casino Green Chip.png
Acquire a Coaster [x5] TSTO Casino Coaster.png
Acquire a Courtesy Chip [x5] TSTO Casino Courtesy Chip.png
Acquire a Keychain [x5] TSTO Casino Keychain.png
Acquire a Martini [x5] TSTO Casino Martini.png
Acquire a Show Ticket [x5] TSTO Casino Show Ticket.png
Play Casino Games [x8] Homer's House of Cards
Cletus's Dice Den
Gaming Moe's
Play Cards Homer's House of Cards
Play Dice Cletus's Dice Den
Play Slots Gaming Moe's
Tap Gamblers [x20]
Make Apu Take Ganesha Gambling 4h Burn's Casino
Make Johnny Tightlips Deliver a Threat
Make Tuxedo Krusty Hit on Cocktail Waitresses
Make Lisa Feel Superior to Gamblers
Make Lovejoy Count Cards for the Collection Plate
Make Ned Actively Abstain From Gambling
Make Paris Texan Blow Money with Style
Make Princess Kashmir Entertain Gamblers
Make Skinner Put Math to Actual Use
Make The Rich Texan Go Big or Go Home

Possible Rewards
TSTO Casino Green Chip.png1,350
TSTO Casino Token.png20
TSTO Casino Keychain.png25
TSTO Casino Coaster.png25
TSTO Casino Martini.png15
TSTO Casino Show Ticket.png10
Donut Tapped Out.png1
Donut Tapped Out.png3

Currency Earning Jobs[edit]

TSTO Casino Burns' Casino Currency Earning Jobs.png

Building or Character Task or Job
Earns TSTO Casino Green Chip.png110 and XP.png10 every 4 hours
La Belle Frottage Leaving Some Things Best Left Untranslated
Earns TSTO Casino Green Chip.png110 and TSTO Casino Token.png1 every 4 hours
The Rich Texan Go Big or Go Home
Princess Kashmir Entertain Gamblers
Johnny Tightlips Deliver a Threat
Paris Texan Blow Money with Style
Lisa Feel Superior to Gamblers
Tuxedo Krusty Hit on Cocktail Waitresses
Apu Take Ganesha Gambling
Ned Actively Abstain From Gambling
Skinner Put Math to Actual Use
Rev. Lovejoy Count Cards for the Collection Plate
Earns TSTO Casino Token.png1 every 24 hours
Chippy Tap

Prizes[edit]

TSTO Burns' Casino Act 2 Prizes.png

Image Name Costs
Tapped Out Newark Newark Sign.png Newark Newark Sign TSTO Casino Green Chip.png6,800
Tapped Out Lucky Casino.png Lucky Casino TSTO Casino Green Chip.png18,150
Loch Ness Monster.png Casino Nessie TSTO Casino Green Chip.png32,950
Tapped Out Woodstock Casino.png Woodstock Casino TSTO Casino Green Chip.png48,850
Cregg Demon.png Cregg Demon TSTO Casino Green Chip.png71,600

Prizes gameplay[edit]

Newark Newark[edit]

After obtaining Newark Newark sign:
Lenny Wow, a casino that celebrates all that's great about New Jersey.
Carl Yep. They have a walk-around Tony Soprano who'll overcharge you for concrete.

Lucky Casino[edit]

After obtaining Lucky Casino:
Gil Lucky Casino?! With a name like that, how could I lose?
Bart What if it's the casino that's lucky?
Gil Ol' Gil didn't get to be where he is today by using logic.

Woodstock[edit]

After obtaining Woodstock Casino:
Lisa Finally, a casino that captures the bold revolutionary spirit of the 1960s.
Bart Plus performances by every washed-up half-dead rock and roll band of the 1960s.
Bart Seriously, who the hell are "Led Zeppelin?"

That Old Black MagicFreek[edit]

That Old Black MagicFreek Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Cregg Demon's exclamation mark:
Cregg Demon Hey, brahs and sishes! It's Cregg Demon, master of shocktacular magic!
Cregg Demon You ready for the insane power of the Magicfreek?
Cregg Demon Well, sit tight. I gotta cruise 'round on the m-cycle, mass up some cool for my next "chillusion!"
Task: Make Cregg Demon Ride His Motorcycle (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

That Old Black MagicFreek Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Cregg Demon's exclamation mark:
Cregg Demon Prepare to get straight up freaked!
Cregg Demon For serious, I'm going to show you a magic trick so wild, it'll blow your mind!
Wiggum Hold up, Mr. Demon. Your motorcycle taillight is out.
Wiggum You better replace that right away, or I'm going to have to cite you.
Cregg Demon I see. Everyone, chill-hang. I'll be back to get you straight-up freaked in half an hour.
Task: Make Craig Demon Get in Line at the Kwik-E-Mart (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

That Old Black MagicFreek Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Cregg Demon's exclamation mark:
Cregg Demon Man, this line at the Kwik-E-Mart goes on forever. And I've got a show to freek.
Cregg Demon My friend Apu, can I skip to the front of the line if I make this lady's bra disappear?
Apu That lady is my wife! I have been married to her for ten years.
Apu The last thing I'm interested in is seeing her without her underwear.
Task: Make Cregg Demon Make Bras Disappear (1h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

That Old Black MagicFreek Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Cregg Demon's exclamation mark:
Cregg Demon Everyone's hearts working good? "˜Cause I am about to blow some aortas with a total magicfreek.
Cregg Demon I'm going to take a stroll... right across the top of Springfield River.
Cregg Demon Magicfreek!
Lisa Eh, that river's so polluted it's like sludge. A lot of us walk on top of the river.
Lisa In summer it stiffens and we play basketball on it.
Cregg Demon Fine. I'll go work on a new trick.
Task: Make Cregg Demon Think Bigger Than Jesus (12h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

That Old Black MagicFreek Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Cregg Demon's exclamation mark:
Cregg Demon Okay, Lenny. Just lie down on your back on this bench... close your eyes...
Cregg Demon And watch as I rip you in two!
Homer He did it. He ripped Lenny in half at the waist. Legs here, head and body there.
Homer I hate it when people break up. You really can only stay friends with one half.
Homer Guess I choose Lenny's legs.
Cregg Demon This town is very hard to impress with magicfreeks.
Lisa Mr. Burns once blotted out the sun. Last year my family was abducted by aliens.
Lisa We're hard to impress.
Task: Make Cregg Demon Sulk in the Brown House (24h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

High Roller Bonus[edit]

After obtaining all Act prizes:
Task: Collect Green Chips [x8500]
Reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3
TSTO Burns' Casino Act 2 High Roller Bonus.png

Players Club Points Awarded[edit]

Image Name
Newark Newark Sign TSTO Casino Players Club Point.png120
Water Show Fountain TSTO Casino Players Club Point.png180
Woodstock Casino TSTO Casino Players Club Point.png240
Lucky Casino, Casino Nessie TSTO Casino Players Club Point.png300
Casino Boss Bart TSTO Casino Players Club Point.png480
Cregg Demon TSTO Casino Players Club Point.png595

Minigames[edit]

Gaming Moe's[edit]

No match:
Moe No match. Just like me dating online.
Pair:
Moe Match two out of three and win... symbols in the machine, or blotches on my face.
Triple:
Moe Hey, the machine's not supposed to let people win!
Sticker cheat:
System Message Moe's not paying attention. Tap that middle reel and make it better.
Moe Huh? I coulda swore you didn't get nothing that time, but it looks like you're a big winner.
Kick cheat:
System Message Reels are stuck! Pound on that stupid machine and make it cough up a decent win!
Moe That's right, it's like a drunk... You gotta kick it once in a while to wake it up.

Cletus' Dice Den[edit]

Win:
Cletus Woo! I don't know figgerin' too good, but that looks like a match.
Cletus You roll dice better'n my cousin Joe, and he's got six fingers.
Cletus Your lucky number sure is lucky!
Cletus Nice one! Have some compliment'ry squirrel chitlins.
Cletus Wee! You musta brung your lucky possum nose.
Lose:
Cletus Could be worse. At least you ain't a hillbilly.
Cletus Oh! Thought you had it, but then, I been half-blind since that last batch of 'shine.
Cletus Dang. Just like I lost every roll of the dice in my genetics.
Cletus Sorry, but that'll happen if you let Brandine blow on dice for luck.
Cletus Time to declare a feud agin' them dice.
Lucky Number cheat:
System Message This game is clearly fixed! Show Cletus you really meant to pick a different Lucky Number.
Cletus Lookit that, I could of swore you were going to lose!
Trick Dice cheat:
System Message Cletus has a temporary touch of 'Shine Blindness'. Swap in some trick dice and grab yourself a big win!
Cletus Dang! You don't see that too often. Must be a big win!

Homer's House of Cards[edit]

Nothing:
Homer Aw, a fat lot of nothing.
Pair:
Homer Woo hoo! You grew a pair!
2 pair:
Homer Woo hoo! Two pair! In my face!
3-of-a-kind:
Homer Three of a kind... have a half-eaten pork chop on the house.
Full House:
Homer Full House! John Stamos says congratulations.
4-of-a-kind:
Homer Four of a kind. Just like "One Direction" after Zayn left.
Royal Flush:
Homer Royal Flush! That's incredibly lucky. You should be gambling real money.
Royal Sampler:
Homer A Royal Sampler! You are the Chosen One.
5-of-a-Kind: (unreleased)
Homer I like my cards how I like my beer: five of a kind.
Blackjack cheat:
System Message Homer is having a flashback to his days as a blackjack dealer. Roll with it and win big!
Homer Woo hoo! Blackjack!
Blackjack and Royal Sampler rewards TSTO Casino Green Chip.png400

Old Characters' New Jobs[edit]

Character Time Task Building
Act
Dr. Hibbert 6h Bet It All on Black Lucky Casino
Mrs. Krabappel Relive Old Memories Woodstock Casino

Dates[edit]

Item Start date End date
All times are 8am GMT.
Act 2 March 7th March 17th
Pre-Act 3 March 13th March 29th
Bart's Casino, Water Show Fountain, Tuxedo Krusty, Refer A Friend Card (60 Donuts) March 7th March 17th
Crafting Packs March 16th March 30th

Conform-O-Meter[edit]

BUILDING OR ITEM RATING POINTS
Newark Newark Sign Vanity 100
Water Show Fountain Vanity
Bonus $ and XP
550
1.5%
Homer's House of Cards Consumerism 10
Lucky Casino
Woodstock Casino

Other changes made[edit]

March 9 Update ("4_19_Margeian")[edit]

March 11 Update (Server Update)[edit]

  • Currency obtained by tapping gamblers in own town doubled to 20.
  • Game Tokens chance by tapping gamblers in own town raised from from 10% to 15%.

March 16 Update ("4_19_Easter2016")[edit]

Sources[edit]

  • TOUI favicon.png Overview at Tapped Out - Update Information