The Simpsons: Tapped Out Love, Springfieldian Style content update/Premium Gameplay

Valentine Donut Promo

Valentine Donut Promo

After the user logs in on January 23rd: Hey there, Homer. How's my favorite donut fan? How'd you know I liked donuts? *tapping chest* The answer is right there. In my heart? No, you've got powdered sugar all over your shirt. But speaking of hearts, I've got something extra special - heart shaped donuts! And it's wrapped up in a cute little piece of bacon. Mmm. Bacon donut hearts. If only my heart was made of donuts and bacon, too. Eat enough of 'em and it will be! System Message Laird Ladd is back to clog your arteries with donut goodness, get em' while they're hot!

Valentine Promo 2

After the user logs in on January 6th: System Message Check out Laird Ladd's latest batch of Valentine donuts.

Sister Samantha

Sister Samantha Pt. 1

After tapping on Samantha Stankey's exclamation start: Hey Milhouse! They let everyone in St. Sebastian's out on break early. Samantha! What's school like there? I heard you guys use spoons for your ice cream instead of the little wooden sticks! Ah, it's a pretty standard French-Canadian private institute. You're being taught by Nuns?! That's got to be a lot of religious stuff. They always make us read the Bible. I think I've read it cover to cover twice now. It gets pretty bloody. Spoiler alert! Task: Make Samantha Stankey Read Faithfully (4h, Benches) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sister Samantha Pt. 2

After tapping on Samantha Stankey's exclamation start: Do you have any plans for the rest of the day? I was gonna meet up with Bart and squirt ketchup into a fan. You want to join us? Wow, jeez, that sounds like a lot of fun! But I've got an assignment I need to work on. Do you need help? I could lick your finger for you when you have to turn the page. Sorry, I've gotta go. Task: Make Samantha Stankey Flip French-Canadian Nun Tricks (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sister Samantha Pt. 3

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation start: Whoa, is that what happens when you drink the wine at church? I don't think I can tell you, Milhouse. I'm sorry, you just don't have the right credentials. But believe me, it's not like a super cool secret mission or anything like that. And how about this, I tell you what it's for in my own special language. See if you can figure it out. Task: Make Samantha Stankey Speak in Nun Tongues (1h, First Church of Springfield) Now I KNOW you've been in the communion wine! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sister Samantha Pt. 4

After tapping on Samantha Stankey's exclamation start: Alright, Milhouse, I gotta run and take care of some school stuff. See you around! See ya! I'm totally not going to follow you and try to find out what you're up to. The last person who tried to follow me ended up in the hospital. Don't say another word or I'll scream! Task: Make Samantha Stankey Scare Milhouse (24h, St. Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sister Samantha Pt. 5

After tapping on Samantha Stankey's exclamation start: Relax, Milhouse, I'm not going to do anything to you. You said the last guy who followed you ended up in the hospital! That's true... because I was going to the hospital to do volunteer work. The truth is that I'm trying out for the St. Sebastian gymnastics team. I just didn't want to tell you in case I didn't make the team. So you lied to my face and scared me because you're planning on seeing me again, right? Right?! Task: Make Samantha Stankey Avoid Milhouse (24h, St. Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Jive-irino

Jive-irino Pt. 1

After tapping on Nedward Flanders Sr.'s exclamation start: Hey all you hepcats, or "Hep-C's" as I like to call you. I'm back in Springfield, man! I don't think we ever left, man... What do you mean? I don't remember anything up until a minute ago. We don't remember a lot of stuff on account of so much reefer-ino. Whoa. Far out man. My brain traveled to like another astral dimension, but my body never left town. That's so freaky-deaky, man! Task: Make Nedward Flanders Sr. Reprocess Reality (1h, Java Server or CBGB) Task: Make Capri Flanders Shun Reality Coldly (1h, Java Server or CBGB) Whoa. The light out here is so bright. And the air is so crisp and clear! You're right, we'd better find a smoky basement before we lose our edge. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Jive-irino Pt. 2

After tapping on Nedward Flanders Sr.'s exclamation start: Wow, all that time away really cleared my head. I'm starting to think differently. Me too. I'm losing the urge to say "man", man. Mother and Father Flanders?! You're back! I'm pleased as a bee's knees! Sorry, all that rhyming's probably too square for you guys. Not in the slightest, Ned. Your conservative looks and manner add structure to your life. Uh, are you guys okay? We are now that we're thinking clearly. Will you excuse me? I need to smash these stupid bongos. Task: Make Nedward Flanders Sr. Bust Up His Bongos (8h, CBGB) Task: Make Ned Worry About His Parents (4h, Flanders House) Ah, that's much better. Peace and quiet. We've come to realize that no one besides the person playing bongos enjoys them. How can you say that? Those drums brought you so much joy! Yeah, you guys love jazz. Lisa, don't be so childish. A standard 4/4 beat is really much better to tap your foot to. Jazz is really a bunch of unlistenable garbage that pretentious people act like they can appreciate more than other people. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Jive-irino Pt. 3

After tapping on Ned's exclamation start: So since you guys don't like jazz or railing against The Man anymore, what would you like to do? Well it is Sunday, don't you usually attend church? I wouldn't want to bore you. Nonsense, Ned. Those Bible parables you're so fond of could shed some light on our modern-day troubles. I think I might need a little extra communion wine, and I'm not even Catholic... Task: Make Nedward Flanders Sr. Attend Church (4h, First Church of Springfield) Task: Make Capri Flanders Testify at the Pulpit (4h, First Church of Springfield) On job start: Ned, we need to talk about your parents. I'm sorry, Reverend. I won't ever bring them back here again. Why not? They're great! I want them front and center next Sunday. Good Lord! That's right! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Jive-irino Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation start: Why the long face, Flanders? Someone steal your lawn chair? 'Cause that was me. No, it's my parents. Ever since they came back, they've been acting different. They've been acting... like me. Hi-dilly-diddly-ho, Homerino-ino! I never realized I was so dang-diddly annoying! Wow, Flanders, you hate yourself. I've never felt closer to you in my life! Maybe I'll give 'em a taste of their own medicine by takin' some of their "medicine." Task: Make Homer Hug Ned (4h, Flanders House) Task: Make Ned Puff Nedward's Reefer-ino (4h, Flanders House) What do you say we climb the stairs and say our bedtime prayers. Don't you ever get sick of being a slave to the man, man?! Wake up! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Jive-irino Pt. 5

After tapping on Nedward Flanders Sr.'s exclamation start: It's too weird seeing Ned act like that! It's freaking me out! I've got to have a puff to calm me down. Me too, man! Status quo, man! Status quo! Task: Make Nedward Flanders Sr. Do an Interpretive Jive (4h) Task: Make Capri Flanders Jive to Some Cool Cats (4h) Ned, man, you've got your priorities all wrong! Every life choice you've ever made has been backwards, man! Ah, it's good to be back to normal. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Vicki Valentine Gil Offer

After tapping on Gil's exclamation start: Hey folks! Ol' Gil here, ready to sell you a star plucked right out of the sky! I'll take it! What kind of star is it? Proto, Red Giant, White Dwarf, Neutron- I oversold this. It's a former Hollywood star. You know, like in the moving pictures. On offer accepted: Finally, I'm rid of the Lil' Vicki Valentine brand. Now if only I could get some celebrity endorsement deal done, that might make selling these celebrities way easier in the future. But, that's a problem for another Gil. I mean day. On offer declined: Why can't I close this deal? Ol' Gil could use the money for another one of those hot baths. Or, any kind of entertainment other than watching a VHS of "Hell Hath No Lil' Vicki" for the seventh time today.

Ralph Hits a Big Time

Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 1

After tapping on Vicki Valentine's exclamation start: Teaching these kids dance classes is the pits. I'm after the big time again. And I'm going to do it the old fashioned way... ... by finding a talented child to exploit. Behind every Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner and Khloe Kardashian, there's a Kris Jenner. Task: Make Vicki Valentine Audition Child Stars (8h, Lil Vicki's School of Dance) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 2

After tapping on Vicki Valentine's exclamation start: *strikes another audition off the list* The jumps were good, the personality was flat. These kids are all trying to fit into a mold. They're tainted. I need the ultimate raw clay. Task: Make Vicki Valentine Review a Lot of Auditions (1h, Lil Vicki's School of Dance) I ate a bunch of clay once and it never came out! Good lord, this kid is one haircut away from being the next Macaulay Culkin! Ahhhh! That's right, just like in Home Alone! No, I was yelling because I think the clay finally came out. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 3

After tapping on Vicki Valentine's exclamation start: No, Ralph, you're doing it all wrong. Here, let me show you how it's done. Luckily I drank a pot of coffee and smoked a pack of cigarettes a day at your age, so my feet haven't grown at all. Task: Make Vicki Valentine Put On a Number (4h, Lil Vicki's School of Dance) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 4

After tapping on Vicki Valentine's exclamation start: Okay, Ralph, are you ready for your big shot? My daddy gets shot big time a lot! I'm ready. On second thought, let's hold you back some more. I think I can distract them with some of my classic performances. Task: Make Vicki Valentine Reignite Her Career (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 5

After tapping on Vicki Valentine's exclamation start: All right Ralph, the stage is set. You're in the big show now, here comes Kent Brockman to interview you. Kent Brockman here with Channel Six. Are you excited today, Ralph? Oh God, this is gonna be bad... You know, Kent, the thing about the live theater is that anything can happen, and that's what makes it so vibrant and visceral. He's actually making sense! He's going to take me to the top! Who would you say has been your biggest influence while working on this show? (BIG SMILE) My mommy! Hi mom! Task: Make Vicki Valentine Scream Internally (24h, Lil Vicki's School of Dance) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Ride or Die

Ride or Die Pt. 1

After tapping on Principal Dongelinger's exclamation start: Finally, some quiet time to reflect on all the students whose lives I ruined by enforcing petty rules. Principal Dondelinger? I didn't know you would be here. This is perfect, we can golf together now! Simpson, I'm having a quiet evening alone. Now if you don't mind, please leave me be. I get nervous on the first hole too. Let me help you tee your ball. *knocks golf bag into pond* Oops! You Neanderthal! Can't you go five minutes without ruining someone's day? Have you ever had an intelligent thought a day in your life?! Does it count if I realized the intelligent thought I had was actually from a Mentos commercial? Task: Make Principal Dondelinger Bottle Up Anger (8h, Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Ride or Die Pt. 2

After tapping on Principal Dongelinger's exclamation start: I apologize for my behavior, Simpson. However, please leave me alone. All I wanted was to play golf in peace. Maybe I can salvage the night, I mean I only get to golf once a week. Putting practice should calm my nerves. I'll just hit a few balls then be right as rain. I bet you can't hit it further than I just did. That's a new record, I almost got it ten feet away from the tee. Task: Make Principal Dondelinger Practice Putting (4h, Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Ride or Die Pt. 3

After tapping on Principal Dongelinger's exclamation start: The only thing that pairs better with the sunrise is an empty golf course with my name on it. Fore... head! We've both got huge foreheads! Simpson! What are you doing here at this hour? *stumbles* The trick to getting up early is setting a couple alarms, and then never going to bed. Task: Make Principal Dondelinger Cancel Tee Time (1h, Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Ride or Die Pt. 4

After tapping on Principal Dongelinger's exclamation start: There's no way Simpson can ruin the Golfing Geezers contest. You have to use your dentures as ID at the door. I wonder which sap I'll get paired with. They should consider themselves lucky. I'll carry our team through this thing. Hey, partner! Don't tell anyone, but these pinstripe pants are just from me sitting on a freshly painted bench. I truly am in hell! You don't even like golf, why do you keep coming here?! Task: Make Principal Dondelinger Cart Rage (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Ride or Die Pt. 5

After tapping on Principal Dongelinger's exclamation start: I can't take this anymore. I'm retiring from retirement. The only natural solution to my problems and outbursts of rage is to become a high school principal again. Then I'll finally be rid of that lush, Simpson. Yeah, at least you'll be rid of that jerk...who are we talking about again? *convulses* Simpson!! I must have done something terrible in a past life, like eaten pizza with a fork. Task: Make Principal Dondelinger Unretire (24h) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Annual Skate Tour

Annual Skate Tour Pt. 1

After tapping on Nikki McKenna's exclamation start: This place is just as lame as I remember. There's not even a burgeoning slum anywhere. So vanilla. Why'd you even bother coming back then? Not to talk to you. Whatever, man. *scoff* I'm here on official business if you must know. Task: Make Nikki McKenna Spill the Beans (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Annual Skate Tour Pt. 2

After tapping on Nikki McKenna's exclamation start: Skate the Date is the biggest skating competition in the world! I'm going to win it this year! I didn't know we hosted international events. I thought the only thing hosted here was rehab for washed up celebrities. I figured you wouldn't understand. Get out of my way, I need to practice. Pff, you probably don't even know what a double-Rubik's-candle-toe-flip is. Sure I do! I just made it up! Task: Make Nikki McKenna Ditch School (12h, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Annual Skate Tour Pt. 3

After tapping on Nikki McKenna's exclamation start: Come on Nikki, you can do this! It's just a simple 720 backflip with a twist! I can help you practice. Having a skating buddy will take some of the pressure off. Let me think about it. *skates away* Something tells me I should get used to that... Task: Make Nikki McKenna Ditch Bart (1h, Krusty Burger) Task: Make Bart Enter the Annual Skate Tour (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Annual Skate Tour Pt. 4

After tapping on Nikki McKenna's exclamation start: Wow, this is a lot easier with a partner! I guess Bart was right. But you didn't hear that from me! I didn't hear anything, I'm too focused on not falling! *face plants* Ow! I think I fractured my inhaler-ing arm. Task: Make Nikki McKenna Teach Neighborhood Kids How to Skate (8h, Springfield Skate Park) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Annual Skate Tour Pt. 5

After tapping on Kent Brockman's exclamation start: Skate the Date is finally here! Neglected youths everywhere are gathering for what will be the best day of their sad delinquent lives. I can't believe I'm actually here! Breathe Nikki, I can't get overwhelmed with emotion. Oh my gosh is that Tony Dove!! Hey, Nikki. I guess we're going to be competitors now, that's too bad. I am going to hate making you cry. You entered the competition! I'm...conflicted. I want to destroy you in the contest but I'm also happy we are doing this together. Task: Make Nikki McKenna Shred (4h, Springfield Skate Park Task: Make Bart Shred (4h, Springfield Skate Park) Well ladies and gentleman, but mostly just frat dudes. It was extremely close, but your winner is...Nikki McKenna!! Congrats Nikki, you deserve it. And I guess second place isn't so bad. Second place?! You came in dead last! Even Moleman beat you! I let the skateboard ride me! Looks like you're not as good as you think! But since I'm stuck in this dump of a town, I could show you a few moves. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Crap Like This

Crap Like This Pt. 1

After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation start: Springfield you haven't changed a bit since I left! That ain't a compliment -- you shoulda changed a lot. Now I'm back. And this time, this town has one more chance. Task: Make Chazz Busby Do a Comeback Routine (1h, Chazz Busby Ballet Academy) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Crap Like This Pt. 2

After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation start: For such a small town, this place sure puts on a lot of shows, dance recitals, contests, and pageants. And I want in! Not having a trophy from one of these things is like not having a leg. No offense, Sea Captain! None taken -- I'm using a dancing trophy as a peg leg right now! Task: Make Chazz Busby Do a Couple of These (12h, Chazz Busby Ballet Academy) Task: Make Sea Captain Soft-shoe on his Trophy-leg (4h, Chazz Busby Ballet Academy) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Crap Like This Pt. 3

After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation start: Oh, I think I have found my muse! Really? Did I say muse? I mean Mucinex -- because you, sir, are making me sick! You probably can't even do a couple of these! Task: Make Chazz Busby Do a Couple of These (12h, Chazz Busby Ballet Academy) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Crap Like This Pt. 4

After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation start: This town is more washed up than that whale that exploded on the beach. Hey, it's me, Marge. I think I'm your best option. We're doomed. This might be worse than my last bomb, "We're Doomed". You might be ready to give up, but I won't. Let's do this! Task: Make Chazz Busby Coach Marge (4h, Chazz Busby Ballet Academy) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Crap Like This Pt. 5

After tapping on Chazz Busby's exclamation start: The show was a mild success. But that's not good enough. I want major successes only. Maybe it's time I take a break from show business and concentrate on my true passion: putting on shows for free. It's technically not show "business" if you don't get paid. Task: Make Chazz Busby Get Jazzy (4h, Chazz Busby Ballet Academy) Quest reward: 200 and 20