The Simpsons: Tapped Out Secret Agents and Easter 2017 content update/Secret Agents/Secondary and Prizes Gameplay

Secondary Gameplay

Joining the One Percent

After reaching $4.294.967.295: Good Glavin! Don't collect another cent! Fat chance, Poindexter: these white houses don't farm themselves You fool! If you take in even one dollar more, we'll exceed the bounds of binary dominion. You'll destroy us all! Well, I guess I shouldn't do that. Again. System Message Congratulations, you've reached the game's currency limit! You'll never make any more than this, so might we suggest spending some of that hard-earned on a Sit-N-Rotate or a few thousand Bloodmobiles?

Environmental Protection Agency

After starting the Environmental Protection Agency dossiers: Task: Complete Dossiers to Defeat the E.P.A. [x9] Quest reward: Screamapillar Pond

G.H.O.S.T.

After starting the G.H.O.S.T. dossiers: Task: Complete Dossiers to Defeat the G.H.O.S.T. Quest reward: G.H.O.S.T Enforcer

C.I.A.

After starting the C.I.A. dossiers: Task: Complete Dossiers to Defeat the C.I.A. [x9] Quest reward: Grindhouse Assassin

Wall Street

After starting the Wall Street dossiers: Task: Complete Dossiers to Defeat Wall Street Quest reward: Yakuza Boss

Act 1 Prizes Gameplay

E.P.A. Truck

After unlocking E.P.A. Truck: Stand aside, the E.P.A. has arrived! I ee-pee-yayed in my pants! That's E.P.A. and it stands for Environmental Protection Agency. That doesn't change anything. Especially my pants.

Cappuccino Royale

After unlocking Cappuccino Royale: We offer one free espresso with every enemy intel drop-off. It helps to keep our agents wired... and wired!

Dentz

After unlocking Dentz: We specialize in replacement parts, upgrades, paint, and detailing. What about dents? Dents we don't do. That's why we spell it "Dentz". We're hoping it avoids confusion.

From Springfield With Love

From Springfield With Love Pt. 1

After tapping on Agent Bont's exclamation mark: Sorry to call you out of retirement, Agent Bont, but we've lost contact with your successor. His last call-in was here in Springfield. A debonair super-spy, hanging out in a dump like this? Pigsties DO make perfect covers. We're short on time, so your first task will be check the agent's last known location. I'd have been here sooner, but I had to renew my license to kill and the lines at city hall on a Friday before a three-day weekend are deadly. We're in luck. We know that he was staying in a brown house. There can't be many of those... Task: Make Agent Bont Search Brown Houses [x3] (1h, Brown House) How now brown house? I just wanted to say that. Now, we've uncovered the place, but we've also uncovered trouble. People kept breaking in for one reason or another. Quest reward: 100 and 10

From Springfield With Love Pt. 2

After tapping on Agent Bont's exclamation mark: Undergarments, charge card receipts, used prophylactics... This agent of yours was either a playboy or an avant-garde performance artist. He was hot on the trail of the nefarious mastermind, Nojob. Or did you mean, hot on the TAIL? No, I didn't mean that at all. More like hot on the tail. It looks like he was about to meet with an informant: a Miss Jenny Talia. It's our only lead. You'll have to make that meeting, Agent Bont. But approach with care, lest you arouse Jenny Talia's... suspicions. Task: Make Agent Bont Find Jenny Talia (4h, Blue House) I've penetrated every crack and crevice, but there's no sign of Jenny Talia. Quest reward: 100 and 10

From Springfield With Love Pt. 3

After tapping on Agent Bont's exclamation mark: I'm afraid there's no treasure at the end of this trail. Then it's time to cache out, Agent Bont. Domi-Matrix! I thought I heard CPU fans. Care to input any last words, Mr. Bont? Only that I die in the flash drive light of your beautiful LED eyes. Task: Make Agent Bont Seduce Domi-Matrix (60s, Blue House) All I've ever known is 1's and 0's, but with you I've coded a 2. Quest reward: 100 and 10

From Springfield With Love Pt. 4

After tapping on Agent Bont's exclamation mark: Control, I've turned an enemy agent and she's revealed the location of Nojob's secret golden lair. Excellent, Agent, but you're going to need more than your gold-plated gun. Procure your equipment from F before engaging. Task: Make Agent Bont Visit "F" (4h, Frink's Lab or Brown House) Here's your exploding pen -- you'll need the pocket protector, X-ray specs -- above the waist only! And a boomerang moustache, with the whooshing and return trip to the lip. And what about this teddy bear, F? I suppose it's some sort of plushie gas grenade? Good glavin, don't touch Teddy Tetrahedran! ...he's the only thing that keeps me agah-giga-gah-hoyvan-SANE! Quest reward: 100 and 10

From Springfield With Love Pt. 5

After tapping on Agent Bont's exclamation mark: I'm armed, dangerous, my tuxedo is back from the dry cleaners and I'm ready to infiltrate Nojob's evil lair. Let me save you that trouble, Agent Bont. Nojob! Eat moustache! Thanks to F, your boomerang moustache is no more than a low-level lip doily. Double-crossed by a crumb catcher?! Who could have guessed?! I suppose I should have. Task: Make Bont Struggle in a Death Trap (4h, Death Table) What the?! How did you escape? Your first mistake was leaving me alone after explaining your entire evil plan. Other mistakes were made, but that one sticks out. I don't tell you how to be handsome; so don't tell me how to trap an agent. The only trap you should worry about is prison - and then planning your inevitable escape. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Secret Agent Bonus

After unlocking James Bont: Task: Collect Cheap Intel [x5000] Quest reward: 1/2/3

Act 2 Prizes Gameplay

Twelve-Day Dry Cleaners

After unlocking Twelve-Day Dry Cleaners: I'd like to drop off this dress for cleaning, please. How long will it take? Maybe a half-hour. Wow, I had no idea it would be so quick! I'll be back in thirty minutes! I wouldn't do that. It's a half-hour to clean but it's twelve days for pick-up. The cleaning is done overseas. Your dress is gonna see the world!

Lava Machine

After unlocking Lava Machine: I love this lava machine! It's quick, convenient, and I can get whatever type of lava I want at the touch of a button! ...I guarantee, my instant lava stands up to lava brewed up from the bowels of the earth.

You Only Own Twice

After unlocking You Only Own Twice: Cool, a store where I can get money for all my old crap! Or trade it in for a load of completely new old crap!

The Sound of Two Lips Flapping

The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 1

After tapping on Wayne Slater's exclamation mark: Someone is after me, I can tell. Is it another government agent looking to reprogram my mind again? Or someone else? I need to lay low, disappear into a mundane life. Something mind-numbing and utterly forgettable. Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart! Your smock and mop are in a locker in the back. Hands up or prepare to die, losers! Ugh! My black ops past keeps catching up with me. Don't worry, my newest employee. This is just a usual Tuesday afternoon. Task: Make Wayne Slater Have a Dangerous Flashback (1h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 2

After tapping on Wayne Slater's exclamation mark: Where am I? What happened? All I remember is being chased by some shadowy agent... Do you need a hand, Mr. Secret Agent Man? I'm in danger. There's someone after me. Do you know what that feels like? Boy, do I! Lemme show you a great way to escape! Task: Make Wayne Slater Drink at Moe's (4h, Moe's Tavern) If the user has Barney: Task: Make Wayne Slater Drink at Moe's (4h, Moe's Tavern, Barney) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 3

After tapping on Wayne Slater's exclamation mark: Why are we still drinking? The question is: why does anyone ever stop drinking? I see. You're right. I shouldn't try to eliminate my past. I should embrace it. What? No, I was just saying we should keep drinking! *BURRRRRPPPP...* Task: Make Wayne Slater Practice Martial Arts (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 4

After tapping on Wayne Slater's exclamation mark: I believe I've achieved new heights in my mastery of deadly skills. I'm ready for the next step. Would that be more drinking? No. It's time to embrace all my training at once! Uh, okay. Wake me when your training gets to sitting at Moe's and hoisting beers. Task: Make Wayne Slater Awaken the Sleeper Agent (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Sound of Two Lips Flapping Pt. 5

After tapping on Wayne Slater's exclamation mark: Why have you been following me?! Hey, lay off the lapels, pal. I want the rights to your life story. We want to make it into a series of webisodes. I completely rebuilt my body and mind for... a TV series? Sure. If the ratings tank, we just rebuild your mind again so you never remember any of this! Task: Make Wayne Slater Have 24 1-Hour Adventures (24h, Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Secret Agent Bonus

After unlocking Wayne Slater: Task: Collect Personal Intel [x5000] Quest reward: 1/2/3

Act 3 Prizes Gameplay

Secret Agent Car

After unlocking Secret Agent Car: Gah-hoy! This secret agent car is jam-packed full of gadgets, gizmos and glayvin-mabobs! It's got hydraulics that go uppity-up, tricky oil slicks and guns that go ka-boom and ka-blam! Does it drive? I'm still working on that part...

Painless Dentistry

After unlocking Painless Dentistry: We take the pain out of your teeth- -and put it in your wallet!

Knot What It Seams

After unlocking Knot What It Seams: It's a tailor shop. Gimme a break... you try to pull off two puns in four words.

For Your Eyes Only

For Your Eyes Only Pt. 1

After tapping on Stradivarius Cain's exclamation mark: Stradivarius Cain?! You've come to me again! Or am I bleeding into my brain? To you I may seem like a hallucination, but trust me, I'm a real person. That's exactly what my hallucination would say. Prove that you're real! Here's all the drunk-texts you sent me last night. Yep, those do sound like me. Task: Make Stradivarius Cain Polish His Golden Gun (1h, Brown House) Task: Make Homer Drunk-Text Celebrities (1h, Moe's Tavern) I called Rainier Wolfcastle and he said he's never heard of Stradivarius Cain. Then he said that I should never call him again. Stradivarius is my character's name: like McBain is to Rainier. Quest reward: 100 and 10

For Your Eyes Only Pt. 2

After tapping on Stradivarius Cain's exclamation mark: So what's your real name? Stradivarius Cain. But you said -- I never break character: I'm method. Didn't you just break character to explain that? Umm... Stradivarius Cain will take no further questions! Task: Make Stradivarius Be the Master of Disguises (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

For Your Eyes Only Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Lisa, could you call Daddy's doctor? I've been talking to imaginary people again. I told you: just because you imagined me once, doesn't mean I'm not real. That's right, Mr. Cain. Wait, Lisa, you see him too?! That means... I hallucinated Lisa! Task: Make Lisa Roll Her Eyes (1h, Simpson Home) Task: Make Stradivarius Cain Charm the Ladies (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

For Your Eyes Only Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: First Cain, now Lisa... what's next: leprechauns, mermaids, "Two for One Night" at Moe's? Are all these things fantasies in my head? Or maybe... all of your misbegotten adventures and horrible mishaps, where you've never gotten hurt... ...makes one believe that YOU are imaginary! Task: Make Homer Do a One Hour Spit Take (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

For Your Eyes Only Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: I don't exist: I'm like Donald Trump's social media filter. Not existing can be beneficial. You don't pay taxes and you can never get arrested. I'd be a tax dodging, law-breaking god! I wouldn't go so far as calling yourself-- I'M A GOD! Task: Make Homer Go on a Drunken Rant (6s, Simpson Home) Task: Make Stradivarius Cain Call the Cops (1h, Simpson Home) Alright, Turner and Hooch: it's a night in the drunk tank for you. You can't arrest what you can't see. I'm an illuuuuuusion! Sorry, Homer, but you're not imaginary: you're flesh and bone... a helluva lot of flesh and a bit of bone. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Secret Agent Bonus

After unlocking Stradivarius Cain: Task: Collect Corporate Intel [x5000] Quest reward: 1/2/3

Situation Room Prize Gameplay

Yakuza Boss

After unlocking Yakuza Boss: Task: Take the Yakuza Boss Build Fight Drama (8h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10