The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXII content update/This Means Dino War Gameplay

This Means Dino War

This Means Dino War Pt. 1

After the user logs in on October 15th: Dinosaurs are destroying this town...not that it wasn't already in ruins! Don't blame me. Blame dinosaur me! And while you're at it, could you put dinosaur me out of its misery? There's no need for anything rash! City Hall has contingencies for situations like this. The Springfield National Guard? Something with even more firepower...the Springfield Militia! Son solo cinco hombres en camiones monstruo! Translating for our English-speaking audience: "That's just five guys in monster trucks!" YEE-HAW! Translating for our non-Hillbilly-speaking audience: "YEE-HAW!" Task: Collect Hilarium [x155] Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15] If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Unleash the Springfield Militia (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes) If the user has Sideshow Mel: Task: Make Sideshow Mel Dramatically Rev His Engine (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes) Task: Make Homer Wish He Had a Monster Truck (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes) If the user has Grampa: Task: Make Grampa Demand Dinosaur Him Be Killed (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes) If the user has Grampasaurus: Task: Make Grampasaurus Chase Monster Trucks Out of Town (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes) My dinosaur posse will never be stopped by a bunch of yokels! Hey, I resembles that remark! And I take offense! But I shall not be vexed, for I am no yokel! Fine, four yokels and one pretentious Shakespearean-trained blowhard. That's better. Quest reward: 100 and 10

This Means Dino War Pt. 2

After completing This Means Dino War Pt. 1: Maybe we can, er, negotiate with this monstrous Grampasaurus. This is America. We don't negotiate until AFTER we've dropped bombs. It's time to mobilize our army base. What is this "army" you keep talking about? We previously equipped an advanced military base to fight off the hideous, slime-ball Rigellians. No offense. We've been on Earth long enough to know that "no offense" means we should very much be offended! Task: Collect Hilarium [x115] Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15] If the user has Chalmers: Task: Make Chalmers Demand a Military Response (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes) Task: Make Homer Chant "USA! USA!" (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes) If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Concede to Chalmers' Demands (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes) If the user has Kodos: Task: Make Kodos Be Deeply Offended (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes) If the user has Kang: Task: Make Kang Try to Settle Kodos Down (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes) Quest reward: 100 and 10

This Means Dino War Pt. 3

After completing This Means Dino War Pt. 2: Springfield doesn't have a formal military, so who's leading this operation? I'd be happy to lead from my hidden command bunker at 1223 Cowards Lane in Shelbyville. Damn it! Wipe that address from your memories. The Springfield town charter specifically designates all military operations be led by a descendant of Jebediah Springfield, and that means me! Is Chalmers really a descendant of Jebediah Springfield? He does kind of look like the statue — stone-faced, always up on a pedestal, has pigeon poop on his shoulders... Task: Collect Hilarium [x115] Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15] If the user has Chalmers: Task: Make Chalmers Take Command (4h, Rigel 7 Military Base, Hover-Copter, Attack Helicopter, E.P.A. Hoverjet, WWII Tank, Marine One, Town Hall or Homes) Task: Make Springfielders Enlist in the New Army [x3] (4h, Rigel 7 Military Base, Hover-Copter, Attack Helicopter, E.P.A. Hoverjet, WWII Tank, Marine One, Town Hall or Homes) Task: Make Lisa Review the Town Charter (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes) Listen up troops...and trolls. Callin' a troll a troll ain't very nice. Sorry, that's the school superintendent in me. When is it going to be time to blow things up? We're not blowing things up. We don't want to destroy the town. *fires rocket into the library* Oopsie... Maybe you should sit this one out. Ohhh, I want to shoot more boom-booms! Quest reward: 100 and 10

This Means Dino War Pt. 4

After completing This Means Dino War Pt. 3: Chalmers couldn't lead those clowns to defeat Ralph Wiggum, let alone the dinosaurs — although Dad blowing up the library was cool. No, it's not cool. It's very NOT cool. Okay. Here's something "cool" — a monster from a trans-dimensional space called the "Over Under" is at the mall. In order to scare away the monster dinosaurs rampaging around town, we'll use a bigger monster like that to rampage around town. There is nothing that resembles logic in that plan. You have something better? I'm working on it. Until then, let's get us a big, scary monster to fight for us! Task: Collect Hilarium [x155] Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15] Task: Make Lisa Go to the Mall With Bart (2h, Rats Court Mall, Springfield Mall, Heavenly Hills, Sprawl Mart or Shops) Task: Make Bart Try to Recruit the Over Under Beast (2h, Rats Court Mall, Springfield Mall, Heavenly Hills, Sprawl Mart or Shops) If the user has Over Under Beast: Task: Make the Over Under Beast Try to Eat the Kids (2h, Rats Court Mall, Springfield Mall, Heavenly Hills, Sprawl Mart or Shops) Hey, there's my guy, Mr. Over Under Beast. REAAARAGH! Right. I have trouble with "hellos" too. We were wondering...could we talk you into chasing some raging dinosaurs out of town? Grohlorg? Payment? Uh, I've got...like four dollars. RHYEAARGHAR!! He's going to eat us! Maybe you should chip in a couple more bucks? SHUT UP AND RUN! Quest reward: 100 and 10

This Means Dino War Pt. 5

After completing This Means Dino War Pt. 4: Go, Team Springfield! Blow those dinosaurs back to the Flintstones age! Do what the bald lout says! Attack!! We're doing it, sir! They're falling back! One more push and we'll have won the— Why is my mech suit shutting down? And my machine gun just stopped working! ¡Ay, ay, ay! ¿Por qué mi tanque no se mueve? I agree with whatever the bee said. *burp* Quimby's running away! No, I'm not. I'm er...going on a fact-finding trip to Aruba! Task: Collect Hilarium [x195] Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15] Task: Make Springfielders Battle Dinosaurs [x3] (4h, Cretaceous Park, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Homerball Pitch, Krustyland Parking Lot, Parking Lot, Catfish Lake or Homes) If the user has Mecha-Chalmers: Task: Make Mecha Chalmers Watch Equipment Fall Apart (4h, Cretaceous Park, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Homerball Pitch, Krustyland Parking Lot, Parking Lot, Catfish Lake or Homes) If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Try to Duck Out on the Battle (4h, Cretaceous Park, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Homerball Pitch, Krustyland Parking Lot, Parking Lot, Catfish Lake or Homes) If the user has Grampasaurus: Task: Make Grampasaurus Lead Dinosaurs to Victory (4h, Cretaceous Park, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Homerball Pitch, Krustyland Parking Lot, Parking Lot, Catfish Lake or Homes) If the user has Chalmers, but doesn't have Mecha-Chalmers: Task: Make Chalmers Watch Equipment Fall Apart (4h, Cretaceous Park, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Homerball Pitch, Krustyland Parking Lot, Parking Lot, Catfish Lake or Homes) Not so fast, Quimby! What happened to all of our anti-Rigellian military equipment? Awkward! Rigellians in the room. Uh, sorry. I mean, what happened to all of our "anti-dinosaur" military equipment? Well, er...I, er...may have, er...diverted some equipment funds to, er...build hotel rooms for, er...Geriatric Park, er... That's a lot of "ers" Quimby! Hotel rooms are very important to my, er, constituency outreach efforts. Am I a constituency effort, Joe? Quest reward: 200 and 20