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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Winter 2016 content update/Gameplay

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Contents

Act 1 Gameplay[edit]

An Early Christmas Present[edit]

After the user logs in on November 29th:
Marge We got a special early Christmas surprise for you, Maggie!
Maggie *suck* *suck*
Homer It's the best kind of present! One that will monitor your behavior and report back to Santa.
Homer You get to live in your own adorable little surveillance state with... the Gnome in Your Home!
Maggie *suck* *suck*
Task: Place the Gnome in Your Home Box
Homer We'll leave the Gnome in Your Home right next to your crib, so he can spy on every widdle thing you does!
Marge And don't worry, he never goes to sleep! All he ever does is watch.
Homer Watch, and judge. Don't forget the judging.
Maggie *suck* *suck*
Tapped Out Gnome Icon.png ...
Quest reward: Gnome Box, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Yule Love It![edit]

Yule Love It! (1st Part)[edit]

After completing An Early Christmas Present:
Bart Bad news, Lis. I just checked the Bible, and apparently Buddhists like you don't get Christmas presents.
Bart Technically, I'm supposed to stone you to death. But since you're my sister, I'm gonna let that slide.
Lisa It doesn't say that in the Bible!
Lisa Well, I'm PRETTY sure it doesn't say that. Only nutjobs actually read the thing.
Lisa But regardless, most Christmas traditions have Pagan origins.
Ned Did you say P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p...
Lisa Why is it so easy to make Mr. Flanders hyperventilate?
Task: Make Lisa Explain the Origins of Christmas (6s, Springfield Library or Brown House)
Task: Make Springfielders Learn About Christmas[x5] (6s, Springfield Library or Brown House)
Lisa We actually have no idea what day Jesus was born on. Early Christians just co-opted traditional celebrations of the Winter Solstice.
Lisa But every kid, Jesus included, deserves a birthday party, so what's the harm?
Ned But Pagans worship goats and demons and horrible monsters like Mother Earth!
Lisa "Pagan" just means you don't follow one of the world's main religions. They're not scary!
Lisa In fact, maybe we should hold a traditional Pagan Winter Carnival right here in Springfield. It'll be fun!
System Message Will the Pagan Winter Carnival spell trouble for Ned and Lovejoy? Find out this Sunday at 8/7C on FOX!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Yule Love It! Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Yule Love It! Pt. 1:
Homer Is it true, sweetie? Are we having a Bacon Winter Carnival?
Lisa "Pagan." Why would anyone have a Bacon Festival? Stupid.
Homer Don't mock my religious beliefs!
Homer You don't see me forcing my Baconist teachings on Pagans, do you?
Lisa No. You've been very open-minded about that. Great job.
Task: Place the Pagan Winter Carnival Sign
Task: Make Homer Get Ready for Bacon (6s, Simpson House)
Homer Nice sign, sweetie!
Lisa Thanks. You going to put one up for your Bacon Festival?
Homer You don't advertise a Bacon Party. Then you'd have to share your bacon, silly!
Homer Which goes against EVERYTHING I believe in.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Yule Love It! Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Yule Love It! Pt. 2:
Lisa Here's a twist on Christmas: instead of exchanging presents, we'll offer Pagan-style gifts to the gods!
Ned It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage.
Ned Seriously, "no other gods but me" is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.
Lisa Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs--
Cletus Catnip's a herb! And it grows at ma farm. I have some right here. I'll just hold up a large quantity in ma unprotected hands, and--
Task: Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm
Task: Make Cletus Struggle in a Cat Fight (6s, Cletus's Farm)
Cletus Dangit! These cats are after my catnip like it was catnip!
Cletus I guess there is a certain logic there.
Lisa Catnip works as well as any other offering to the gods. But we'll need lots more!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Yule Love It! Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Yule Love It! Pt. 3:
Homer I think the gods are bored with our offerings. I prayed about my enemies, and not a single one has been struck dead!
Willie Willie's got an offering any god with half a brain would love -- a wee statue of Willie. Carved it myself.
Lisa It's... disturbing.
Willie Yeah, well maybe that's what the artist was GOING for.
Task: Make Willie Carve More Selfies (6s, Willie's Shack)
Lisa Willie, what do you carve these out of?
Willie Clay art projects I swipe from the school kiln. Saves yer parents the trouble of tossing them later.
Lisa That's stealing! And F.Y.I., our parents LOVE when we bring home art!
Willie Step one: pretend you love the art. Step two: wait until child forgets about the art, and toss. Repeat until college.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Springfield Henge[edit]

Springfield Henge Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Yule Love It! Pt. 4:
Lisa Now we need a suitable place where we can make our offerings.
Willie How about two rings of massive standing stones -- a henge, if you will -- supporting lintels.
Willie We'll call these formations "trilithons."
Lisa You're describing Stonehenge.
Willie Am not! Anyway, I had the idea first!
Lisa Stonehenge is five thousand years old.
Willie And Willie thought of it five thousand-and-one years ago! Ask anyone!
Task: Build Springfield Henge
Task: Hand in an Offering
Lisa Springfield Henge is complete! And no one was crushed to death building it.
Homer Except Moleman, but, you know, par for the course.
Lisa Let's keep collecting more and making offerings!
System Message You can now send more Pagans to collect Catnip and Carved Figurines!
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Springfield Henge Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Springfield Henge Pt. 1:
Task: Make Pagans Collect Catnip [x4]
Task: Make Pagans Collect Carved Figurines [x4]
System Message Keep handing in Offerings at Springfield Henge to unlock the daily gift!
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Springfield Henge Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Springfield Henge Pt. 2:
Task: Unlock a Daily Gift
System Message Well done! Now keep collecting resources and exchanging them at Springfield Henge. There's one godly gift per day to unlock!
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Gnome Alone[edit]

Gnome Alone Pt. 1[edit]

After starting a Currency Earning Job:
Maggie *suck* *suck*
Maggie *suck* *suck*
Maggie *suck* *suck*
System Message Thanks for the explanation, Maggie! Use the Gnome Radar to find the Gnome in Springfield. When you tap him he'll run away.
System Message Repeatedly tap the Gnome to make him drop lots of loot. Guilt Dust allows you to upgrade the Gnome Box and increase the loot you get from the Gnome!
Task: Put the Gnome Back In His Box
Task: Upgrade the Gnome Box
Maggie *suck* *suck*
Maggie *suck* *suck*
System Message That's right, Maggie! The Gnome will be trapped in his box for the next 4 hours. Catch him again later to get some more loot!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Gnome Alone Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Gnome Alone Pt. 1:
Professor Frink Good glayvin! I've made a shocking discovery!
Professor Frink It's a previously-unknown method by which we can force you to visit alternate Springfields!
Professor Frink Your friends' towns are being overrun by Gnomes in Your Home! And only you can stop them, Skyfinger!
Maggie *suck* *suck*
System Message Find the Gnome in your friends' town and put him back into his box. You can help one friend a day!
Task: Catch the Gnome in a Friend's Town
Professor Frink By Hoyven, you did it!
Professor Frink Keep Sky-Fingering until they're all gone!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Gnome Alone Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Gnome Alone Pt. 2:
Task: Upgrade the Gnome Box [x5]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Gnome Alone Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Gnome Alone Pt. 3:
Task: Upgrade the Gnome Box [x10
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Gnome Alone Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Gnome Alone Pt. 4:
Task: Upgrade the Gnome Box [x15]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Daily Social Gnome[edit]

After completing Gnome Alone Pt. 2, auto starts once a Gnome is tappable in friend towns:
Task: Catch the Gnome in a Friend's Town
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

A Pagan Paradise[edit]

A Pagan Paradise Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Gnome Alone Pt. 2:
Lisa Okay, we've built Springfield Henge but will it be enough to bring the Pagans?
Lisa I see the answer is "yes."
Lisa We probably could have drawn that suspense out a little, but... yippee, I guess!
System Message Tap Pagans in your town to collect their tributes!
Task: Tap Pagans [x5]
Lisa The Carnival is proving to be a success, and any other town would leave well enough alone. But this is Springfield. Keep building!
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

A Pagan Paradise Pt. 2[edit]

After completing A Pagan Paradise Pt. 1:
System Message You can now tap Pagans in other Springfields!
Task: Tap Pagans in a Friend's Town [x3]
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

A Pagan Paradise Pt. 3[edit]

24 hours after completing A Pagan Paradise Pt. 2:
System Message Get your Pagans of the Multiverse Membership now and earn double rewards for tapping Pagans in a friend's town!
If the item is purchased:
System Message Congratulations on your purchase of the Pagans of the Multiverse Membership. You'll now get double rewards for tapping Pagans in a friend's town!

Logging In[edit]

After completing A Pagan Paradise Pt. 2:
Lisa The Carnival is going so well, but we need more Pagan-themed attractions.
Lisa I'm talking a Guess-Your-Deity Booth, Tilt-a-Wodin, Heathen Hayride, Goddess Kissing Booth, you name it.
Lisa And, of course, Skee Ball. Because EVERYBODY likes Skee Ball.
Willie If we're gonna build all that, we need a Lumber Mill!
Task: Build the Lumber Mill
Task: Craft a Carnival Banner
Willie Now let's turn an entire forest into lumber, so we can properly celebrate Mother Nature!
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Yule Love It! (2nd Part)[edit]

Yule Love It! Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Logging In and the user logs in on December 9th:
Ned Pagans! Pagans Everywhere! Worshipping rocks! Wearing horns! Holding female gods in equal reverence to male!
Ned SOMEONE'S GOT TO STOP THEM!
Rev. Lovejoy Easy, Ned. No one said religious freedom was a good idea, but it's the law of the land.
Ned Sing with me, Reverend, won't you? A couple carols to remind them of the glory of Christmas?
Rev. Lovejoy We'll sing the one about the guy banging a drum next to a sleeping newborn. That always gets 'em!
Task: Make Ned Sing Carols (4h, First Church of Springfield)
Task: Make Lovejoy Sing Carols (4h, First Church of Springfield)
Task: Make Springfielders Attend the Pagan Carnival [x6] (4h, Town Hall)
Rev. Lovejoy It's time to admit it, Ned. We're beat.
Rev. Lovejoy How can we compete against a religion with such strong cosplay elements?
Ned This isn't over...
System Message What stratagems will the Anti-Pagans devise to disrupt the festivities? Find out on December 18th!
System Message Meanwhile, keep making offerings to the Pagan gods, catching the gnome and tapping Pagans to unlock more cool prizes!
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Act 2 Gameplay[edit]

Act 1 completed[edit]

Like A B.O.S[edit]

After completing A Pagan Paradise Pt. 1 and the user logs in on December 18th:
Lisa I think we need to mix up our offerings to the gods. I was thinking we could start collecting milk...
Willie Milk? MILK? I'm not going ta give a bunch of raving, bloodthirsty Pagan gods milk.
Lisa At least it's historically accurate.
Willie So's dying slow from ptomaine poisoning, and nobody wants to do that, either! Now go to the library and fetch me the Book of Shadows.
Willie Inside this book, first published by an English dude in the 1950s, we will find the most ancient secrets of Pagan magic.
Willie If Willie's going Pagan, Willie's going FULL Pagan.
Task: Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library
Task: Make Lisa Check Out the Restricted Section (6s, Springfield Library)
Lisa This Book of Shadows is just a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense.
Willie So? EVERY book is a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense. What with all them words, and them strange symbols...
Lisa Willie... you CAN read, right?
Willie Aye! Unless it's in-game dialog. No real man reads in-game dialog.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Happy Meal[edit]

After unlocking :
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png All right, according to the Book of Shadows, some gods like to be offered human fingers in tribute.
Moe Now THAT'S a god Moe can get behind. All this modern love and forgiveness, blech! I know if I was a deity, I wouldn't forgive nobody nothing.
Lisa Can we have ONE town-wide festival that doesn't involve gruesome acts of violence?
Moe I got some CHICKEN fingers in the freezer. Maybe them old gods don't know the difference.
Homer Stupid old gods. What rubes.
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Homer Binge on Chicken Fingers (6s, Moe's Tavern
Quest reward: Satyr Willie
Homer Mmm. These chicken fingers are tasty.
Moe Hey-hey-hey! Save some for the gods.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Act 1 not completed[edit]

Yule Love It! Pt. 3[edit]

After the user logs in on December 18th if Yule Love It! Pt. 3 wasn't triggered on Act 1:
Lisa Here's a twist on Christmas: instead of exchanging presents, we'll offer Pagan-style gifts to the gods!
Ned It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage.
Ned Seriously, "no other gods but me" is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.
Lisa Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs, or grain--
Willie Oh, happy day! We're to run around collecting grain? What a fun update this will be!
Lisa At least it's historically accurate.
Willie ...So's dying slow from ptomaine poisoning, and nobody wants to do that, either! Now go to the library and fetch me the Book of Shadows.
Willie If Willie's going Pagan, Willie's going FULL Pagan.
Task: Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library
Task: Make Lisa Check Out the Restricted Section (6s, Springfield Library)
Lisa This Book of Shadows is just a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense.
Willie So? EVERY book is a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense. What with all them words, and them strange symbols...
Lisa Willie... you CAN read, right?
Willie Aye! Unless it's in-game dialog. No real man reads in-game dialog.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Yule Love It! Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Yule Love It! Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png All right, according to the Book of Shadows, some gods like to be offered human fingers in tribute.
Moe Now THAT'S a god Moe can get behind. All this modern love and forgiveness, blech! I know if I was a deity, I wouldn't forgive nobody nothing.
Lisa Can we have ONE town-wide festival that doesn't involve gruesome acts of violence?
Moe I got some CHICKEN fingers in the freezer. Maybe them old gods don't know the difference.
Homer Stupid old gods. What rubes.
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Homer Binge on Chicken Fingers (6s, Moe's Tavern
Quest reward: Satyr Willie
Homer Mmm. These chicken fingers are tasty.
Moe Hey-hey-hey! Save some for the gods.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

I Willie Follow You Into the Dark[edit]

I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 1[edit]

After completing A Happy Meal or Act 2's Yule Love It! Pt. 4:
Ned My Christian friends, I have identified the leader of the Pagan heathens!
Lisa Actually, "Heathenism" is just one branch of Paganism... you don't care, do you?
Ned I really don't! The first step to defeating my religious enemy is to not understand him!
Ned Willie! Willie is their leader! He's trying to found a Satanic cult!
Lisa Satanism has nothing to do with... ugh. Fine. Go nuts. Do what you want.
Rev. Lovejoy Let's see how these made up religions fare against the proven, scientific power of holy water!
Task: Make Rev. Lovejoy Prepare 50 Gallons of Holy Water (12h, First Church of Springfield)
Task: Make the Anti-Pagans Spray Satyr Willie [x3] (1h, Willie's Shack)
Task: Make Satyr Willie Get Sprayed (1h, Willie's Shack)
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png Augh! Holy water! I'm melting!
Ned It worked!
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png I'm only joking, ya daft man. Seriously, thanks fer the shower. This shack has no water, and goatskin chaps are not the most odor-resistant garment.
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 2[edit]

After completing I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png Gather 'round, me minions, as I reveal yet more ancient mysteries of Paganism.
Homer Tell us, oh great and creepy beardo!
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png Behold! An arcane ritual called... doin' Willie's chores for him.
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png Heh heh!
Task: Make the Pagan Followers Plow the School's Lawn [x8] (8h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Make Satyr Willie Toss Some Cabers (8h, Willie's Shack)
Moe Hey Homer! Gimme your snow plower. I need it.
Homer Ha ha! Trying to do Willie's chores for him so he'll teach you mystical Pagan secrets, eh?
Homer Well, I already cleared the school lawn. I'm way more Pagan than you'll ever be.
Moe That's not what I'm doin'!
Moe Say, you wouldn't happen to have a floor buffer, would you? One that works on elementary school hallways?
Lisa Don't you all see what Willie is doing? He's taking advantage of you!
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 3[edit]

After completing I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png For our next dive into the mysteries of creation, you'll all have to catch me a squirrel.
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png And not scrawny ones. Big fat ones. The eatin' kind.
Homer Eww. Who eats squirrels?
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png DO YOU WANT TO LEARN THE TWELVE NAMES OF THE GODDESS OR NOT?
Homer Yes, your horned awfulness. Coming right up!
Task: Make the Pagan Followers Hunt Squirrels [x8] (8h, Cletus's Farm)
Task: Make Satyr Willie Take a Nap (8h, Willie's Shack
Homer Here's your squirrel, sir!
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png Good work. Now I must go into my shack and, er, commune with the spirits.
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png If you smell a smell that smells like roast squirrel, it's not that. It's what spirit-communing smells like.
Homer So wise...
System Message What made-up Pagan traditions will Willie think of to keep his followers? Find out on December 21st!
System Message Meanwhile, keep making offerings to the Pagan gods, catching the gnome and tapping Pagans to unlock more cool prizes!
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 1[edit]

No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on December 21st
Homer Oh, great Satyr! We have performed all your chores. Now we ask you to reveal the esoteric wisdom of Paganism!
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png Oh, uh... okay, here goes. Followers, the gods demand a service of you!
Moe Yes, yes?
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png You all must, uh... act normal! Just, you know, do your thing! Walk around town for a while!
Homer Wait, what?
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png Yeah, they want us all to do normal-type stuff until I can think of something else. THE GODS COMMAND IT!
Homer Well, uh, okay...
Task: Make the Pagan Followers Do Normal Things [x5] (4h, Brown House)
Task: Make Satyr Willie Run Naked In the Halls (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Skinner WILLIE!! Why are you running through my hallways naked?
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png Get lost ye suit wearing softie! I do this every weekend.
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 2[edit]

After completing No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png My faithful Pagans! Now the gods command that we feast!
Moe Are you sure you ain't just making this up as you go? What's the occasion?
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png Uh, the Feast of... the Advent of... the Legitimate Pagan Holiday!
Homer Hmm, shaky. But if I'm going to be distracted with anything, might as well be food!
Task: Make the Pagans Binge on Food [x8] (8h, Willie's Shack)
Homer We just ate squirrel, didn't we?
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png Would you believe small, hairy, four-legged, bushy-tailed chickens?
Homer Maybe. I'd have to try one more to be sure.
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 3[edit]

After completing No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 2:
Moe Well, that was the most horrible thing I've ever eaten. And coming from me, that means something.
Homer So is that all Paganism is? Chores and broiled rodent? I'm starting to miss Christmas.
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png Not so fast! Now the best part of Paganism, the gift exchange!
Task: Make the Pagans Exchange Gifts [x5] (8h, Willie's Shack)
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png So how do ye like yer gifts?
Moe Well, I wanted a Roomba. But I suppose a crude doll made of bones isn't too sucky.
Homer I'd give anything for an awesome doll. All I got was a spell to silence my enemies.
Ned ...
Homer Pretty cool, I guess. Still woulda liked a doll.
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 4[edit]

After completing No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 3:
Rev. Lovejoy Well, well, well. Why so down, "Pagans?" A tad underwhelmed by your holiday gift haul?
Rev. Lovejoy Us Christians are simply drowning in gifts right now. DROWNING.
Rev. Lovejoy But I won't gloat. All I want to do is tell you a little story.
Rev. Lovejoy The REAL story of Christmas!
Task: Make Rev. Lovejoy Preach the Real Story of Christmas (12h, First Church of Springfield)
Rev. Lovejoy And the Angel said: "Fear not, for behold, I bring you good news that will be a great joy to all the people."
Rev. Lovejoy And then he explained the importance of giving lavish gifts at Christmastime.
Rev. Lovejoy Yea, even unto the point of running up a hefty credit card bill. We can worry about that stuff in January, he said.
Ned That's stretching scripture a wee bit, don't you think?
Rev. Lovejoy Desperate times, Ned. Just need to get butts back in pews. We'll straighten 'em out later.
Moe I like Churchy's story way better than Goat Man's! Who's with me?
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 5[edit]

After completing No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 4:
Bart Springfielders! It's me, Jesus!
Homer Wow. THE Jebus?
Bart I command you to celebrate Christmas! There's a new video game console out. Very nice! Pick one up or die!
Rev. Lovejoy Cool it, Bart. I've already hooked these fish. You'll let them wriggle off!
Bart I'm not here for you, Rev. I want that console!
Rev. Lovejoy Fine. If your folks don't get it for you, the church will. Now beat it!
Bart Okay. Later losers! Jesus is Audi 5000!
Task: Make the Springfielders Embrace Commercialism Again [x10] (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Milhouse Wow! I really didn't think we could pull that off.
Tapped Out Old God Icon.png Bart, that was blasphemous. You are not my son...
Bart You sound just like Homer...
Bart Don't worry big man, I'll never do it again. That beard is really itchy.
Milhouse I'm glad they fell for it though. Now we'll get some decent Christmas presents instead of this Pagan crap.
Bart You're right, now let's see what we got!
Milhouse Aww, I got the red part of a candy cane...
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Happy New... Beer?[edit]

After the user logs in on December 30th:
Grampa I'm not wearing a costume!
Homer You will!
Grampa Everyone will laugh at me!
Homer A. They already laugh at you; and B. Babies and oldies look so cute when you dress them up!
Homer And really, what else do those two groups have to offer the world?
Task: Make Grampa Celebrate New Years (4h)
Homer Who's my adorable, senile little guy? You is! Yes you is!
System Message Happy New Year from the the Simpsons: Tapped Out!
Quest reward: New Year's Ball (if not owned), Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Note: Grampa's Celebrate New Years is a permanent job.

Prizes gameplay[edit]

Goat God Statue[edit]

After opening the Prize screen:
Task: Collect Antlers [x4850]

Goat God[edit]

After unlocking Goat God Statue:
Wiggum Okay Ralphie, we're gonna visit Jack Frost's Ice Garden. Just promise you won't lick the ice statues.
Ralph Ice is frozen air!
Wiggum I'm gonna ignore that one. Just promise, 'kay? No licking.
Ralph I promise!
Ralph Look! Yummy ice sculptures!
Task: Place the Ice Goat God Statue
Task: Make Ralph Lick the Goat God Statue (4h, Goat God Statue)
Ralph Wha wuz I probussing not to do, Daddy?
Wiggum Nevermind, Ralphie. Nevermind.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pile of Runestones[edit]

After unlocking Goat God Statue:
Task: Collect Antlers [x11350]

$5 Antler Rental Hut[edit]

After unlocking Pile of Runestones:
Task: Collect Antlers [x22750]
Milhouse Sorry, Bart. Can't come to the Pagan festival today. I've got zilch to wear!
Bart What about your sheepskin vest? Or that Viking helmet?
Milhouse I wore those yesterday. I need to vary my wardrobe, but I just don't have the pieces!
Bart Dressing like a savage sure is expensive. There's got to be a better way!
Task: Build the $5 Antler Rental Hut
Task: Make Bart Rent Antlers (4h, $5 Antler Rental (Make Milhouse Rent Antlers (4h, $5 Antler Rental)
Bart These antlers are SO bad-ass!
Milhouse It's amazing how one accessory can freshen up your whole look!
Lisa You are aware that for many Pagans, antlers are associated with fertility...
Bart "Fertility?" That's a health class word! EEEWWWW!
Milhouse Help! I can't get them off, they're stuck!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

New God Mr. Burns[edit]

After unlocking $5 Antler Rental Hut:
Task: Collect Antlers [x35800]

Burns Almighty[edit]

Burns Almighty Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Mr. Burns Barbarians at the gate, Smithers! Drat, I TOLD Hadrian his precious wall wasn't high enough.
Smithers It's just the usual gang of idiots, sir. Not barbarians. They're experimenting with Paganism.
Mr. Burns A new religion, eh? So the God of Abraham finally got the boot. I told him this would happen.
Mr. Burns Smithers, learn as much as you can about this "Paganism." Let's see if we can turn this to my advantage...
Task: Make Smithers Research Paganism (8h, Springfield Library)
Task: Make Mr. Burns Dream About Being a God (8h, Control Building)
Mr. Burns What have you found, Smithers? Report!
Smithers They're worshipping an eclectic assortment of deities. Loki, Poseidon...
Mr. Burns Poseidon?! We went to boarding school together. Captain of the water polo team, but not very impressive upstairs.
Smithers Uh, the Pagans seem to spend most of their time making offerings to the gods.
Mr. Burns Offerings? I like offerings...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Burns Almighty Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Mr. Burns Smithers, if these goat men and witchy women are going to worship anyone, I want it to be me.
Mr. Burns Make a god of me. Is that so much to ask?
Smithers What about a 60 foot statue depicting you as an almighty dispenser of justice?
Mr. Burns Ugh. Justice is really not my bag. But if you think they'll buy it...
Quest reward: New God Mr. Burns Statue
Task: Place The New God Mr. Burns Statue
Mr. Burns Smithers? Why don't the people kneel before me?
Smithers There is, perhaps, a *slight* physical difference between this statue of a muscle-bound Adonis and, uh, you. Sir.
Smithers I don't think they recognize you.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Burns Almighty Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Mr. Burns We have to transform my body to match this statue, Smithers!
Mr. Burns I must become the awe-inspiring embodiment of physical might!
Smithers I'll renew your gym subscription and stock up on whey protein...
Mr. Burns No gyms! No Schwarzenegger-ian Ferrigno, I.
Mr. Burns Find another way...
Task: Make Smithers Order a Custom Muscle Suit Online (4h, Control Building)
Task: Make Mr. Burns Wait Impatiently in His Office (4h, Control Building)
Mr. Burns Is the muscle suit here? Let me see it, man!
Smithers Not yet, sir. The make-up department from BHO's "Game of Chairs" is hard at work.
Smithers In related news, there's a rumor online that you've been cast as the Ice Zombie King for Season 7.
Mr. Burns Bah! I don't watch the show. I'm books-only.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Burns Almighty Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Smithers Good news sir, we've received your muscle suit!
Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon.png Oof! *wheeze* This thing weighs *wheeze* a ton!
Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon.png Tell me *wheeze* Smith-- *wheeze* --ers, am I the very picture *wheeze* of robust *wheeze-wheeze* might?
Smithers Uhhhh...
Task: Make New God Mr. Burns Show Off the Guns (4h)
Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon.png I don't understand *wheeze*. Why are *gasp* people not *wheeze-cough* awed by me?
Smithers I am deeply sorry sir.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Burns Almighty Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers, you will make me a god, or I'll have your hide!
Smithers Well, sir, you're already a god to me...
Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon.png ...
Smithers I'll get to work.
Task: Make New God Mr. Burns Check Himself Out (8h, Control Building)
Task: Make Smithers Think of a Plan B (8h, Control Building)
Smithers Sir, I have an idea!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Burns Almighty Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Smithers We want to impress the people so much that they worship you, right?
Smithers Then we must give them... spectacle! Hollywood-quality special effects! Pyrotechnics!
Smithers A production worthy of Hollywood's Golden Age!
Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon.png You mean now? Because I consider this to be Hollywood's Golden Age.
Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon.png Seriously, did you SEE "Zoolander 2?" Pure movie magic.
Task: Make New God Mr. Burns Put On a Show (12h, Control Building)
Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon.png Arrgh...
Smithers Sir? Sir! Are you alright?
Tapped Out New God Mr. Burns Icon.png God...is...dead.
Smithers Don't die on me, sir. Please don't die.
Mr. Burns I'm only being dramatic, you nitwit. I'm naturally flame-retardant. Benefits of petrifyingly-advanced old age.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Goblet of Runestones[edit]

After unlocking New God Mr. Burns:
Task: Collect Antlers [x42300]

Cult Flying Saucer[edit]

After unlocking Goblet of Runestones:
Task: Collect Antlers [x52050]
Homer AAAAAAHHH! The Rigellians are back to destroy our world!
Professor Frink According to my analysis, this is just a replica of your typical flying saucer.
Professor Frink Yes. This vehicle was built with plywood, metal scraps, and cheap light bulbs.
Professor Frink It's basically a toy for grown-ups.
Homer AAAAAAHHH! Everybody take cover! The Rigellians are attacking us with toy flying saucers!
Task: Tap the Cult Flying Saucer
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Parson[edit]

After unlocking Cult Flying Saucer:
Task: Collect Antlers [x68350]

The Bad Shepherd[edit]

The Bad Shepherd Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark:
Rev. Lovejoy Parson! To what do I owe this, uh, pleasure?
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png Your former congregation walks the streets paying homage to river spirits and you wonder why I'm here?
Rev. Lovejoy I've tried, I really have!
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png We in the Presbylutheran Church can stomach losing the occasional member to the Lutherterians.
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png They're a heretical lot, doomed to hellfire, but, you know, I see the appeal. I get it.
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png But PAGANISM, Tim? Really?
Task: Make the Parson Sermonize at Rev. Lovejoy (8h, First Church of Springfield, Rev. Lovejoy)
Rev. Lovejoy It's just a slump! I've had them before!
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png Your numbers are down for the twelfth straight quarter. That's not a slump. That's a one-way ticket to the Saskatoon parish.
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png Now, we're gonna fix this, or you can pack your bags.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Bad Shepherd Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png Timothy, gather your flock. I am going to address them personally.
Rev. Lovejoy That's incredible! You haven't spoken publicly since 1983!
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png And I swore I never would again. The last time I sermonized, my words were so holy twelve old widows burst into flame.
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png But the situation is dire. Time to play the old hits.
Task: Make Rev. Lovejoy Advertise the Parson's Speech (1h, Town Hall)
Task: Make the Parson Sermonize the Old Hits (1h, First Church of Springfield)
Task: Make Ned Notice His Moustache Tingle (1h, First Church of Springfield)
Ned That... that was incredible!
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png I wish the rest of the congregation agreed. Those pentagram-wearing weirdos just stared at me...
Rev. Lovejoy See? I told you!
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png I performed all my 80's hits: "God: Your Personal Yoda," "LPs are the Old Testament, CDs the New" and "Faith: the Jane Fonda Workout for Your Soul."
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png Has my material gone stale?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Bad Shepherd Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png Time to bring out the big guns.
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png Gather the troops, Timothy. Tomorrow, the Parson will croon this town back to God.
Task: Make Lovejoy Advertise the Parson's Performance (12h, Town Hall)
Task: Make the Parson Sing Psalm 98:5 (12h, First Church of Springfield)
Task: Make Ned Notice His Moustache Tingle Again (12h, First Church of Springfield)
Ned AUUUUGHHH! PARSON, WE LOVE YOU! WHOOOOO!
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png Still nothing! What is with these people?
Rev. Lovejoy I don't mean to gloat, but I did tell you--
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png Saskatoon, Tim. Saskatoon.
Rev. Lovejoy Shutting up now, sir.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Bad Shepherd Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png It appears that the situation is much worse than I thought.
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png I need to commune with the Lord in quiet contemplation.
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png Where's the nearest golf course?
Task: Make the Parson Tear it Up (4h)
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png I have consulted with the Holy Spirit.
Rev. Lovejoy What did he say?
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png Mostly complained about His clubs. He shot an 85. He's a 7 handicap, so a rough day for Him out there.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Bad Shepherd Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark:
Rev. Lovejoy So... what's the plan to win back our flock?
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png First, I'm going to peal off in my golf cart.
Rev. Lovejoy And then?
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png I don't know, spread the Word maybe. Point is, this town gives me the creeps. You're welcome to it.
Task: Make the Parson Spread the Word (24h)
Ralph Yay, a golf cart!
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png If you'll come to church this Sunday, I'll let you drive it, son.
Ralph No thank you. I worship a tree. Tree said he'll buy me a fire truck.
Tapped Out The Parson Icon.png I hate this town...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Bonus Gift[edit]

After unlocking The Parson:
Task: Collect Antlers [x5100]
W2016 Bonus Gift Act 1.png
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Devil Snowman[edit]

After opening the Prize screen:
Task: Collect Brooches [x5200]
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png The old gods demand a sacrifice!
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png Bring forth the Devil Snowman, so that Willie may feast upon its icy heart!
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png I mean, I gotta assume the old gods don't want their main goat Willie going to jail, right?
Task: Place the Devil Snowman
Task: Make Satyr Willie Eat Heartily (4h, Devil Snowman)
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png HA HA HA! The snowman is no more!
Wiggum You know there's creepy/cool, and there's just creepy/stupid. Kinda veered toward the second one, there.
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png Yeah, it didn't feel that great.
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png Still, when it comes to sacrifices, baby steps. Baby steps.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Goblet of Runestones[edit]

After unlocking Devil Snowman:
Task: Collect Antlers [x11350]
Note: Incorrectly stated (it reads from Act 1 Prize 2), should be:
Task: Collect Brooches [x12150]

Ba'al Pit[edit]

After unlocking Goblet of Runestones:
Task: Collect Brooches [x23500]
Milhouse Look at that dumb ball pit!
Bart Yeah, ball pits are for stupid babies! We outgrew those years ago!
Milhouse WAIT! It's not a ball pit, it's a "Ba'al" pit!
Bart Then that's TOTALLY different. Whee!
Task: Place Ba'al Pit
Task: Make Milhouse Play in the Ba'al Pit (4h, Ba'al Pit)
Task: Make Bart Play in the Ba'al Pit (4h, Ba'al Pit)
Bart Whee!
Milhouse Whee!
Lisa Fellas, I don't know how to tell you this, but a ball pit's a ball pit, no matter what they call it.
Bart JUST LET ME ENJOY PLAYING IN PLASTIC BALLS ONE LAST PRECIOUS TIME.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Ravencrow Neversmiles[edit]

After unlocking Ba'al Pit:
Task: Collect Brooches [x38850]

The Ravencrow[edit]

The Ravencrow Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Milhouse Wow, Lisa, I love your new outfit!
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Lisa? Never heard of her. My name is Ravencrow Neversmiles, and you're in my way, worm!
Milhouse Eight is pretty early for a Goth phase.
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png I'm precocious. It's not a crime.
Task: Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Dye All Her Clothes Black (8h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Now my raiment is as black as my Goth soul.
Milhouse You look awesome in black, Lis.
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Aw, thanks!
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png WAIT! Stop cheering me up! Trying to be morose here, dude.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Ravencrow Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Milhouse Hey Ravencrow, I got an extra ticket to the new Angelica Button movie. Wanna go?
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Oooh! Shoot, yes I do. Very much.
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png But alas, a Goth must always be alone. Alone with her bottomless despair.
Milhouse Okay. Have fun with that!
Task: Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Enjoy Some Time Alone (24h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Wow. I've been lonely most of my life.
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png But when I'm CHOOSING to be alone, it's actually kind of nice.
Milhouse My dark majesty...
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Not now! Enjoying solitude here!
Milhouse Can I do it with you? PLEASE?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Ravencrow Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Milhouse What a great day! The sun is shining, and I got the saddest girl in Springfield by my side.
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Dang it, the sun! I almost forgot to cover up. A Goth with a tan is no Goth at all!
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png I need sunscreen! The highest SPF science has to offer!
Task: Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Bathe in SPF 200 Sunscreen (1h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Ahh. Now my skin will forever remain a pallid bright yellow.
Milhouse And what beautiful skin it is, my Cimmerian empress.
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png STOP SAYING NICE THINGS! CAN'T A GIRL FEEL BAD ABOUT HERSELF?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Ravencrow Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Hmm. Passing the time sure is hard when you're not allowed to take pleasure from anything.
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png How to be miserable, how to be miserable...
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png I know! I'll compose dark, despairing poetry. Verses so bleak, they'll suck all enjoyment from life itself!
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png This is going to be so fun!
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png No! No, not fun! Come on Ravencrow, stick to your guns!
Task: Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Write Dark Poetry (4h)
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Let's see, what rhymes with "a playground of woe..."
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png "A greyhound of snow?" "A slayed pound of dough?" Is that anything? Ugh.
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Milhouse! I'm not depressed enough! Come here and annoy me for a while!
Milhouse With pleasure!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Ravencrow Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png Let's see, what else are Goths into...
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png The Cure? Pass. Vampires? Lame. Witchcraft? Ugh. So dumb.
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png As a student of science, I reject spiritualism lock, stock, and barrel.
Milhouse I have a Ouija board, my sweet! We could séance together!
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png No, too embarrassing. Leave the board. You, scram.
Task: Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Communicate With the Dead (12h)
Task: Make Milhouse Try to Eavesdrop (12h, Van Houten House)
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png No ghosts. Big surprise.
Milhouse No communing with the dead? That's all right. You'll get 'em next time, my bleak queen of grief.
Tapped Out Ravencrow Neversmiles Icon.png No, I give up. I liked being sad all the time better when I could wear comfortable shoes.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Chest of Runestones[edit]

After unlocking Ravencrow Neversmiles:
Task: Collect Brooches [x47050]

Wickerman[edit]

After unlocking Chest of Runestones:
Task: Collect Brooches [x57500]

The Wickerman[edit]

After unlocking Wickerman:
Homer So... building a Wickerman I see?
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png Aye.
Homer Probably planning on burning someone alive inside of it, right? Like in the movie?
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png Maybe. And maybe that man... is you!
Task: Place the Wickerman
Task: Tap the Wickerman
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png Scared we'll put YOU inside the Wickerman, Homer?
Homer Pff. Like you'd burn down a brand-new decoration. This whole deal is about putting as much cool stuff in your Springfield as possible.
Tapped Out Satyr Willie Icon.png Aye, you called our bluff.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Star Snowsuit Maggie[edit]

After unlocking Wickerman:
Task: Collect Brooches [x74950]

Maggie's Day Out[edit]

Maggie's Day Out Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge I was thinking you and I could run some errands, Maggie! That always makes for an exciting quest!
Maggie *suck* *suck*
Marge Let's go get you some diapers. And since it's cold outside, you'll get to wear your star snowsuit!
Marge The one everybody just can't help but compliment!
Maggie *suck* *suck* *suck*
Task: Make Marge Stock Up on Diapers (4h, Kwik-E-Mart, Maggie)
Apu Who is so cute in her star snowsuit. Maggie is!
Tapped Out Star Snowsuit Maggie Icon.png *suck* *suck*
Marge Oh, that? We just threw it on. It didn't even occur to us we'd get compliments!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Maggie's Day Out Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge Hm. Now, my little star, we have to bring your brother his lunch.
Marge This morning I hid it behind the microwave, and he "forgot" it, and now I get to show you off to the whole school!
Task: Make Marge Bring Bart His Lunch (1h, Springfield Elementary, Bart)
Bart Everytime the weather gets cold, you make up excuses to take Star Maggie all over town.
Marge I have no idea what you're talking about, young man.
Skinner And who is this stunning little girl? What are you? A starfish or a Christmas tree topper?
Tapped Out Star Snowsuit Maggie Icon.png *suck* *suck*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Maggie's Day Out Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge Let's park ourselves in the town square. You take a stroller nap, and I'll watch all the passersby "ooh" and "aah" at you. Fun!
Tapped Out Star Snowsuit Maggie Icon.png *suck* *suck*
Marge Sweet dreams, my little star!
Task: Make Star Snowsuit Maggie Take a Nap (4h, Town Hall, Marge)
Quimby You morons! We're just about to raise the town Christmas tree, and you tell me we don't have a star?
Willie Look, there's a star-shaped something-or-other in this baby carriage...
Quimby Grab it!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Maggie's Day Out Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark:
Quimby Perfect! Now get that star-shaped whatever-it-is on that tree, and let's get this annual chore over with!
Tapped Out Star Snowsuit Maggie Icon.png *suck* *suck*
Tapped Out Star Snowsuit Maggie Icon.png *suck!*
Tapped Out Star Snowsuit Maggie Icon.png *suck* *suck* *suck...*
Tapped Out Star Snowsuit Maggie Icon.png *suck* *suck?*
Tapped Out Star Snowsuit Maggie Icon.png *suck* *suck* *suck!*
Marge Maggie? Maggie where are you?!
Quest reward: Holiday Tree
Task: Place a Christmas Tree in Town
Task: Make Star Snowsuit Maggie Be a Christmas Tree Star (8h, Holiday Tree)
Task: Make Marge Look for Maggie (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Marge Mayor Quimby, you used my daughter as a Christmas tree topper?
Quimby No. It was, er, uh, my opponent in the next election who did it. That guy or gal is always up to something. Vote Quimby.
Krusty Hey, hey. What's with the enormous symbol of religious exclusion in the center of town!
Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon.png We demand a menorah of equal or greater height, or a Star of David atop that Holiday Tree.
Quimby I hate this town. I really do.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Maggie's Day Out Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark:
Quimby To all my Jewish constituents, we have located a Star of David to place atop this, er, non-denominational tree, right next to the other star.
Cletus Look, Brandine, our child gets to be a tree topper. I's so proud.
Brandine He looks so adorable in his six-pointed snowsuit what keeps his tail warm.
Task: Make Star Snowsuit Maggie Share Space Atop the Tree (8h, Holiday Tree)
Quimby Happy Holidays, you ingrates!
Tapped Out Star Snowsuit Maggie Icon.png *suck*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Bonus Gift[edit]

After unlocking Sacrifice Your Sheep to Odin:
Task: Collect Brooches [x5400]
W2016 Bonus Gift Act 2.png
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Crafting Gameplay[edit]

Goat Head Statue[edit]

After upgrading Lumber Mill to Level 1:
Task: Upgrade the Lumber Mill to Level 3
Task: Craft the Goat Head Statue
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Large Pagan Tent[edit]

After upgrading Lumber Mill to Level 2:
Task: Upgrade the Lumber Mill to Level 4
Task: Craft a Large Pagan Tent
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Phone-Henge Kiosk[edit]

After upgrading Lumber Mill to Level 3:
Task: Upgrade the Lumber Mill to Level 5
Task: Craft the Phone-Henge Kiosk
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Pagan Hall[edit]

After upgrading Lumber Mill to Level 5:
Task: Upgrade the Lumber Mill to Level 7
Task: Craft a Pagan Hall
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Dunk the Monk[edit]

After upgrading Lumber Mill to Level 8:
Task: Upgrade the Lumber Mill to Level 10
Task: Craft Dunk the Monk
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Premium gameplay[edit]

Flanders Frozen Car[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Hey Flanders, remember that time I crashed your car into a hydrant and it froze solid?
Ned Then you crashed it into a salt silo and it rusted all over.
Homer Hehe, that's the natural give-and-take of our relationship. I give, you take.
Ned THEN you got high on exhaust fumes and crashed it into another hydrant!
Homer Give and take.
Ned But when does it ever end?
Homer Don't worry. Sooner or later I'm bound to not walk away from crashing your car into something hilarious.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Old Tree Spirit[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa "Dear Diary... Many of the beliefs these Pagans have are silly, and, with the Eastern European ones, more than a teensy bit racist."
Lisa "But I find animism -- the idea that spirits live everywhere, even inside rocks and trees -- quite charming."
Tapped Out Old Spirit Tree Icon.png Aww, thanks, Lisa.
Lisa ...
Lisa Gonna choose to ignore that.
Tapped Out Old Spirit Tree Icon.png Sorry. You're writing in your diary. I shouldn't interrupt.
Lisa Eep!
Task: Make Lisa Write In Her Diary (4h, Old Tree Spirit)
Lisa I'm probably dreaming. I MUST be dreaming. No way there's a spirit inside that tree.
Tapped Out Old Spirit Tree Icon.png Fine. Maybe I'LL choose not to believe in YOU.
Tapped Out Old Spirit Tree Icon.png Lisa isn't re-al! Lisa isn't re-al.
Lisa Tree Spirit isn't real.
Tapped Out Old Spirit Tree Icon.png So weird to be speaking to a little girl -- WHEN EVERYBODY KNOWS LITTLE GIRLS AREN'T REAL.
Lisa Touché.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Singing Stones[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Hey, when you touch these big rocks, they play musical notes!
Lisa They're called singing stones. An interesting, but scientifically explicable, natural phenomenon.
Homer Always quick to bring up science whenever anything weird happens, aren't you, sweetie?
Lisa Well, it's true.
Homer It's your security blanket, isn't it? Anytime you see something scary and magical, you just yell "science!" and you feel better. Neat trick!
System Message Stones that play musical notes? How about playing a song that wishes everyone a merry Christmas?
Task: Tap the Singing Stones [x8]
Solution: 2, 5, 5, 6, 5, 4, 3, 3
On mistake:
Homer Hm. Yeah, no, that's not quite right.
Homer Keep trying!
On job end:
Homer Lisa, behind you! A monster!
Lisa SCIENCE!!!!
Homer Gosh, you're adorable.
Quest reward: Secret Singing Stone
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pagan Simpson Promo[edit]

After the user logs in on December 13th and tapping on Gil's Tapped Out Pagan Simpsons Ico.pngPagan Simpsons mark:
Gil It's Gil's favourite time of the year -- Christmas!
Gil When even the most desperate, lost-his-mojo-years-ago-if-he-ever-really-even-had-it-to-begin-with Gil: salesman can make a killing!
Gil Hello, citizens of Springfield!
Homer You again...
Gil Hear me out, Pagans! You're gonna love what I have in store for you!
Gil Always wanted your very own piece of Pagan history? Like big decorations? See yourself dancing half-naked around a giant statue of Ba'al?
Homer Yes, yes and sorta!
Pagan Simpsons Bundle One Panel.pngPagan Simpsons Bundle Gil Deal.png
Offer accepted:
Gil Always good doing business with you, friend! How' bout some fire insurance to go along with your purchase, you know, just in case?
Offer declined:
Gil Well, okay. Say... I got a used Simpson House to sell you. Cheap!
Gil Oh, I see you've already got one. Why does everybody have one of these?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Ba'al of Confusion[edit]

Ba'al of Confusion Pt. 1[edit]

After placing Pagan Bonfire:
Homer Come, Pagans! Let us dance and sing around the likeness of He Who is Most Mighty, uh...
Lisa Ba'al. His name is Ba'al.
Homer Oh, great Ba'al! We thank you for your blessings, especially, uh...
Lisa ...storms and fertility...
Homer Bring us your mighty storms, oh Ba'al. But spare us your mighty fertility, for I have more than enough kids already!
Homer Come, let us dance 'round Ba'al, lest he grow wroth and curse us with more kids!
Task: Make the Simpsons Worship Ba'al [x5] (4h, Pagan Bonfire)
Homer AAAAAAAH!
Homer It burns, it burns, it burns!
Bart and Lisa Aaah! Dad, it burned your clothes off!
Bart Now I KNOW there's no God.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Ba'al of Confusion Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Ba'al of Confusion Pt. 1:
Lisa Dad, I'm bored. As much as I love playing music, I'd like to dance too!
Homer Sure honey, got a bunch of extra animal skins for you to wear.
Lisa Eww. These are real animal skins, dad. I only wear faux fur!
Task: Make Lisa Dance Around the Bonfire (4h, Pagan Bonfire)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Out of the Broom Closet[edit]

Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 1 Icon.png Springfield! Your wiccans have returned!
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 1 Icon.png Behold the awesome power of Wicca, which includes casting spells to make boys like you, and listening to the Smiths!
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 2 Icon.png We must educate these people. Perhaps an informative website? With a spooky splash page!
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 3 Icon.png We could call it "wiccapedia"!
Task: Make the Wiccans Build Wiccapedia (8h, Brown House)
Ned Are you the founders of this "wiccapedia" website?
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 1 Icon.png Yes we are! Do you want to be our acolyte? Try these black lace gloves on.
Ned Unglove me, heathens! You worship Satan!
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 2 Icon.png The Horned Stag is not Satan! He is Springface friends with Satan, but it's a strictly professional relationship.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 1 Icon.png Sisters, we have to show the people of Springfield that Wicca is a religion of positivity.
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 2 Icon.png And making boys like you with spells.
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 1 Icon.png Right. Let us heal this town's prejudices with a spell of cleansing.
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 2 Icon.png And let us specifically cleanse the boy called Dolph. And his dreamy hair.
Task: Make the Wiccans Cast a Spell (4h)
Rev. Lovejoy Now see here! There is no place for witchcraft in our good town!
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 2 Icon.png If you know a counter-spell, go ahead and cast it.
Rev. Lovejoy Well, uh, they don't teach us spells in Divinity School.
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 3 Icon.png Too bad! You want us to teach you some?
Rev. Lovejoy Uh... later. Not while Ned Flanders is looking.
Ned I'm always watching, Reverend!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 1 Icon.png Sisters, our message isn't getting through. We must ask Mother Nature for guidance.
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 2 Icon.png Question. Ever wonder if "Nature" isn't an entity, so much as the inevitable result of biological and physical rules?
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 2 Icon.png And that we anthropomorphize Nature as a sort of lazy excuse not to study these sciences?
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 3 Icon.png Nope.
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 2 Icon.png Me neither. Okay, good. Just checking. Let's talk to her.
Task: Make the Wiccans Worship Nature (12h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 3 Icon.png Wow. Mother Nature sure had a lot to say to me. Same for you ladies?
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 1 Icon.png Oh, for sure. I seriously couldn't get her to shut up.
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 2 Icon.png I was worried she wouldn't talk to me, and then I'd have to lie to you guys and say she did, but that's not what happened at all.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 3 Icon.png The answer is clear. We need a fourth member of our coven.
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 2 Icon.png Only a fourth can complete the circle.
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 1 Icon.png Everyone knows a circle has four sides. That's just math.
Task: Make the Wiccans Look for the Fourth (24h, Springfield Library)
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 2 Icon.png Hello, little girl. Mother Nature has led us to you. You... are the fourth.
Lisa I'm the what now?
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 1 Icon.png There is no doubt. YOU are the fourth, Lisa Simpson.
Lisa I can see two problems with that... One, I'm eight. Two, I'm not allowed to go into the woods with strangers.
Lisa Oh, and three, I think wicca is super, super, super dumb.
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 3 Icon.png Yes, that is rather a lot of "supers."
Lisa I even cut a few. To spare your dumb feelings.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 1 Icon.png What'll it take to make a witch out of you, Lisa? Isn't there SOMETHING that you want?
Lisa Look, unless you can get me early acceptance to Vassar, or convince my Dad to buy me a pony--
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 2 Icon.png One pony, coming up.
Lisa Wait. What?
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 3 Icon.png We can enchant your father to buy you a pony. Easy.
Lisa Do this for me, ladies, and I will be the witchiest witch that ever stirred a cauldron.
Task: Make the Wiccans Perform an Esbat (1h)
Homer Lisa, look what I got! It's a pony... keg.
Lisa Wow. Way to go, gals. You bewitched my father into buying the thing he loves most in the world.
Homer I was at Moe's. I'd just bought a beer, when suddenly, I felt this overwhelming urge to buy even more beer. It was magical!
Lisa I'm sorry, but I can't join your coven. But so there's no hard feelings, I found you a fourth girl to complete your circle.
Tapped Out Wiccan Girl 1 Icon.png Really? Oh, Lisa, that's wonderful!
Agnes Buckle up, witches. Because this coven is about to get DARK and WEIRD. Hah hah!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dunking Device[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Finally, an honest-to-goodness carnival ride. Me first!
Lisa Dad, that's a dunking chair... it was a way to test if someone was a witch.
Lisa If you sank, you were innocent. But if you floated, then you were a witch.
Homer The wisdom of the ancients...
Lisa There's nothing wise about it!
Homer Hey, I wonder if I'm a witch...
Task: Make Homer Prove He's Not A Witch (4h, Dunking Device)
Homer Good news, everybody! I'm not a witch!
Lisa Is that news to you?
Homer Sure, I've always ASPIRED not to be a witch. But to KNOW I'm not... it's pretty special.
Homer I mean, I've met Satan on a couple different Halloweens. Who knows what kind of boneheaded contract I might've signed?
Homer That's the one downside when you're a guy who loves to drink, will sign anything, and hangs out with Satan.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Giant Burning Goat[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer You know what we don't have enough of, in this town?
Marge Leisure activities for moms and kids?
Bart Terrorist cells that will accept ten-year-old boys?
Lisa Social services, decent schools, low-income housing, hope...
Homer Enormous, flaming monoliths!
Lisa We actually have a disproportionately large number of flaming buildings in this town, based on the national average.
Task: Tap the Burning Goat Statue
Homer Isn't it beautiful?
Lisa How much gasoline did you put in there?
Homer A piece of advice from your dad, Lisa. A fire can always be bigger.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mystery Gift Bonanza[edit]

After the user logs in on December 21st:
System Message Christmas is coming early this year. Get all your Christmas goodies in the store now!
System Message And for a limited time, the more you buy, the more mystery goodies you get!
After the user logs in on December 25th:
System Message Get all your Christmas goodies in the store now!
System Message And for a limited time, the more you buy, the more mystery goodies you get!
Task: Open a Silver Mystery Present
Quest reward: Gift Voucher.png25 and XP.png10