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Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved
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| Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| Between May 7, 2024 and May 15, 2024
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*driving at high speed* Homer, would you care to explain why this Costas Becker maniac is chasing us?
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I have no idea! And I have no idea why the police are chasing him, or why the FBI is chasing both of them!
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I believe they're all chasing us.
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What makes you think that?
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Because they're all chasing us!
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Uh-oh! That's the Grand Chasm up ahead and you're not slowing down!
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No, I am not.
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Is this a "They'll never take me alive!" thing? Because I'm definitely okay with being taken alive.
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Task: "Collect Handcuffs" (x85).
If Costas Becker is owned: Task: "Make Costas Becker Chase the Cropfather". The job takes place at Surveillance Van, FBI Van, Police Station, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Lenora Carter is owned: Task: "Make Lenora Carter Chase the Cropfather". The job takes place at Surveillance Van, FBI Van, Police Station, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Chase the Cropfather". The job takes place at Surveillance Van, FBI Van, Police Station, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Scream Like a Child". The job takes place at Surveillance Van, FBI Van, Police Station, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Drive Off a Cliff". The job takes place at Surveillance Van, FBI Van, Police Station, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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*driving intensely* They'll slow down. They've got to!
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You're going awful fast, Lou!
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That's 'cause one of your day-old donuts is jammed under the gas pedal!
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Don't get it dirty! Lemme-get-it!
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Brace yourself, Homer. *drives off the cliff*
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*driving menacingly* Driving off a cliff won't save you! *drives off cliff*
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*pulls donut from under gas pedal* Annnnd...got it!
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AAAAAAAAAAH! *screeches to a halt*
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Is that a parachute coming out of the back of Fat Tony's car?
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Parachutes are for cowards! *fiery crash*
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Aw, Lou, thanks a lot. Your foot squeezed the jelly all out of my donut!
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A fiery crash won't stop me from getting what is mine!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Grand Chasm
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| After completing Pt. 1
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Committing the ONLY crime in this town is harder than keeping our noses clean!
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Boss, why is Costas Becker after us? You never crossed paths with him before.
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True. I have never done business with this gentleman. You, Homer?
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Borrow money from a psychotic loan shark and forget to pay him, and then forget that I had borrowed money in the first place... Nah, that doesn't sound like me.
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It sounds EXACTLY like you!
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Task: "Collect Handcuffs" (x105).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Worry About Where This Is Going". The job takes place at the Grand Chasm or Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Try to Remember What He Had for Lunch". The job takes place at the Grand Chasm or Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
If Costas Becker is owned: Task: "Make Costas Becker Track Down The Cropfather". The job takes place at the Grand Chasm or Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Riot Police
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| After completing Pt. 2
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Holy cannoli!
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Holy stromboli even! Our tomacco crops are all on fire!
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Mah barn is burnin' too!
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That's where I keep my moonshine and my meth lab. Don't be surprised if'n we hear a hiss, a pop, and a couple kabooms.
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This is the work of Costas Becker!
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I'm sure he hates us, but does he "torch us to the ground" hate us?
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*reads letter left on Cletus' doorstep* "Dear Deadbeats, until my book is balanced, I will burn down everything you hold dear — along with a lot of stuff that you don't. Yours in hate, Costas Becker".
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I'm sorry but it's hard to be angry at someone who takes the time to write a physical letter these days.
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Task: "Collect Handcuffs" (x115).
If Costas Becker is owned: Task: "Make Costas Becker Set Things on Fire". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wise Guys Go to the Mattresses" (x2). The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Try to Nap". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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This disrespect will not go unpunished!
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I hate when he gets this way.
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Buckle up, boys! We're going to the mattresses.
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Oh, good. I'll take a plush pillow top please.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Mafia Front
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| After completing Pt. 3
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Now we've got no-law-abiding citizens shooting it up in our streets! Someone needs to do something.
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Sorry, Marge. We'd love to but gang wars aren't illegal anymore.
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And I don't even get a kickback for turning a blind eye!
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If you're gonna complain about the lack of laws, I'm gonna have to arrest you...I think. The no-law is very gray in this area.
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Homer, where are you going with our bed?
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Fat Tony said we're going to the mattresses. I think it's a mob sleepover.
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*annoyed murmur*
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Task: "Collect Handcuffs" (x105).
Task: "Make Springfielders Complain About Mob War". The job takes place at a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Try to Steal a Mattress". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Stop Homer From Taking Their Mattress". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Costas Becker is owned: Task: "Make Costas Becker Fight Gangsters". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wise Guys Fight Becker" (x2). The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Complain About Lack of Kickbacks". The job takes place at Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Where did Costas Becker get all of these guys to fight for him?
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They'z former tomacco growers. They put down their pitchforks and picked up their double-barrels.
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They're pointing those guns every which way.
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It's also openin' day of possum huntin' season.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Springfield Penitentiary Bus
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| After completing Pt. 4
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Okay, enough of this pointless conflict. I have decided to send a payment to Costas Becker to settle our beef.
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*drooling* Mmm, beef...
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Wait. Boss, you're giving up by giving Costas money?!
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You really don't know me, do you, Louie? There's also a big fat bomb in the package.
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Task: "Collect Handcuffs" (x105).
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Get Tough on Crime". The job takes place at Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Encourage Quimby Not to Get too Tough". The job takes place at Town Hall or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Seemingly Blow Up Costas Becker". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Costas Becker is owned: Task: "Make Costas Becker Get Seemingly Blown Up". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, a Visitable Home or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Bombs are illegal again, Fat Tony. Hand it over...nice and easy.
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Mr. Mayor, don't tell me you're bowing to public pressure.
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I'm bowing to my need for campaign kickbacks. They've dried up.
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I have private jets, country club memberships, and mistresses to pay for.
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Once again it's time to get tough on crime!
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Okay, Cropfather, you and your gang are under arrest for attempted deployment of a kaboom thingy.
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D'oh!
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I'm sure there's a way we can come to an understanding with the Mayor and his boys in blue.
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I accept all kickback payment forms: Venmo, PayPal, Diner's Club...
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And I'll accept any cool jetpack that can lift my weight!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Fly Jetpack (animated job for Wiggum)
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