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Bread And Putter
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| Bread And Putter
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Bread And Putter is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 32 content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Homer, I'm seeing a lot of your children's influence on my boys. Bart, mostly. Although Rod is starting to wear pearls.
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You're welcome, Ned. Glad we could help.
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No, Homer, I'm saying I don't want my kids to be like your kids. I like them the way they are.
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What?! But your kids are weird!
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Well, your kids are... wild!
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How dare you! There's only one-way to settle the question of who's a better parent -- a mini-golf tournament.
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Huh? How would that settle anything?
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Sounds like somebody's chicken. Bok-bok-bok-ba-gaak!
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No, I just don't understand how minigolf relates to--
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Bok-bok-bok-bok--
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Fine, you're on!
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Task: "Make Ned Set up a Minigolf Tournament". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Set up a Minigolf Tournament". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 12 hours.
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I wanna do this.
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Sorry, this tournament is private.
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Dude, did you not notice my threatening tone when I said...
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I wanna do this.
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*gulp* Open tournament! Anyone can join!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Welcome to round one of Mini-Masters! First up are Bart, Rod and Nelson. Remember boys, the important thing is that everyone has fun.
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I feel the same way.
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I don't feel the same way, Bart. I want you to win at all costs.
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Homer, you're doing that whispering thing you do where everyone can hear every word you're saying.
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What are you talking about? I'm not whispering!
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I think they can hear me so I'm going to stop whispering now.
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Task: "Make Bart Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Rod Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Nelson Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
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Stupid colored balls, stupid little pencils. I can't believe how much I hate this! How long does this go on?
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Eighteen holes. This is hole number three.
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Life's too short -- I'm gonna go watch TV. Smell ya later, lamewads!
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Well, Nelson's out. And Rod still refuses to retrieve his ball from the first hole...
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A rollie-pollie crawled in there and he didn't crawl out!
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So I guess you win this round, Bart.
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Congratulations, Homer. You're being surprisingly gracious about this.
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About what?
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About Bart's winning.
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We won? Yes! In your face, sucka!
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That's the Homer I know.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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t's time for round two of this Yellow Skins Tournament, with Lisa Simpsons, Martin Prince, and my own little Toddy.
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Lisa, please, please, win this for Daddy. Does it help if I tell you that if you lose, it will ruin everything?
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Dad, you wouldn't have to derive your self-esteem from your children if you had your own accomplishments.
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But that entails not drinking and daily showers.
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Fine. Gimme the putter.
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Task: "Make Todd Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Martin Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
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Oh my goodness! The winner of round two is... Todd some-relation Flanders!
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Way to put all the pressure on me, Lis.
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Well, that doesn't make me feel very good.
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You know what would've made you feel good?
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Not losing?
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Bingo.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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And for the final qualifying round of this... mini-golf thing, it's... Milhouse versus Ralph? Wow, Dud and Dudder. I'm gonna nap in my car.
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can win this. All I have to do is beat the one kid who loses at more things than I do. And I totally don't feel bad about it!
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The urinals here are outside. They have pennies and fish in them.
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Okay, I feel a little bad.
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Task: "Make Milhouse Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Ralph Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
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I can't believe I lost to Ralph Wiggum!
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He must be some kind of golfing expert.
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I like the sound when the little egg goes in the hole!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Bart, Todd, and Ralph, congratulations on making it to the final round.
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In my book, you are all winners.
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Until after this round then my book will be edited and only the actual winner will be a winner. The other two will be big, fat losers.
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Task: "Make Bart Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Todd Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Ralph Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours.
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Todd has spent the last four holes cowering behind the hedge.
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The giant alligator ate my ball!
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It's an alligator statue -- it's supposed to eat your ball. That's why there's a flag sticking out of it's nostril..
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I forfeit!
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And Bart knocked his ball out of the park. Literally. Over the fence, and onto the freeway.
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I'm like Tiger Woods... the golfer, not the one who did all that bad stuff.
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So I guess the winner is Ralph Wiggum!
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Bart! I don't mean to be negative... but you sucked like crazy!
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I had an off day.
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Ralphie's so happy! And a happy Ralphie is a non-fire-starting Ralphie. Thank you, Bart.
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Why did Wiggum wink when he thanked you? And what's in that bag he handed you?
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A token of his gratitude. Two police issue tasers.
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He bribed you into throwing the tournament? You don't suck, you're just a cheater! Do you realize what this means?!
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I'm a great father!
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Wanna play taser-tag?
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I sure do, son. I sure do.
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| Quest reward: 2,500 and 250
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