Bread And Putter

Bread And Putter

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 32 Update: Level 32 Required characters: Ned, Homer, Bart, Rod, Nelson, Todd, Lisa, Martin, Milhouse, Ralph Previous quest(s): Rod And Todd Pt. 10

Bread And Putter is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 32 content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark Homer, I'm seeing a lot of your children's influence on my boys. Bart, mostly. Although Rod is starting to wear pearls. You're welcome, Ned. Glad we could help. No, Homer, I'm saying I don't want my kids to be like your kids. I like them the way they are. What?! But your kids are weird! Well, your kids are... wild! How dare you! There's only one-way to settle the question of who's a better parent -- a mini-golf tournament. Huh? How would that settle anything? Sounds like somebody's chicken. Bok-bok-bok-ba-gaak! No, I just don't understand how minigolf relates to-- Bok-bok-bok-bok-- Fine, you're on! Task: "Make Ned Set up a Minigolf Tournament". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Homer Set up a Minigolf Tournament". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 12 hours. I wanna do this. Sorry, this tournament is private. Dude, did you not notice my threatening tone when I said... I wanna do this. *gulp* Open tournament! Anyone can join! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark Welcome to round one of Mini-Masters! First up are Bart, Rod and Nelson. Remember boys, the important thing is that everyone has fun. I feel the same way. I don't feel the same way, Bart. I want you to win at all costs. Homer, you're doing that whispering thing you do where everyone can hear every word you're saying. What are you talking about? I'm not whispering! I think they can hear me so I'm going to stop whispering now. Task: "Make Bart Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Rod Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Nelson Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours. Stupid colored balls, stupid little pencils. I can't believe how much I hate this! How long does this go on? Eighteen holes. This is hole number three. Life's too short -- I'm gonna go watch TV. Smell ya later, lamewads! Well, Nelson's out. And Rod still refuses to retrieve his ball from the first hole... A rollie-pollie crawled in there and he didn't crawl out! So I guess you win this round, Bart. Congratulations, Homer. You're being surprisingly gracious about this. About what? About Bart's winning. We won? Yes! In your face, sucka! That's the Homer I know. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark t's time for round two of this Yellow Skins Tournament, with Lisa Simpsons, Martin Prince, and my own little Toddy. Lisa, please, please, win this for Daddy. Does it help if I tell you that if you lose, it will ruin everything? Dad, you wouldn't have to derive your self-esteem from your children if you had your own accomplishments. But that entails not drinking and daily showers. Fine. Gimme the putter. Task: "Make Todd Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Martin Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours. Oh my goodness! The winner of round two is... Todd some-relation Flanders! Way to put all the pressure on me, Lis. Well, that doesn't make me feel very good. You know what would've made you feel good? Not losing? Bingo. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark And for the final qualifying round of this... mini-golf thing, it's... Milhouse versus Ralph? Wow, Dud and Dudder. I'm gonna nap in my car. can win this. All I have to do is beat the one kid who loses at more things than I do. And I totally don't feel bad about it! The urinals here are outside. They have pennies and fish in them. Okay, I feel a little bad. Task: "Make Milhouse Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Ralph Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours. I can't believe I lost to Ralph Wiggum! He must be some kind of golfing expert. I like the sound when the little egg goes in the hole! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Bart, Todd, and Ralph, congratulations on making it to the final round. In my book, you are all winners. Until after this round then my book will be edited and only the actual winner will be a winner. The other two will be big, fat losers. Task: "Make Bart Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Todd Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Ralph Go Minigolfing". The job takes place at Sir Putt-A-Lot's and takes 24 hours. Todd has spent the last four holes cowering behind the hedge. The giant alligator ate my ball! It's an alligator statue -- it's supposed to eat your ball. That's why there's a flag sticking out of it's nostril.. I forfeit! And Bart knocked his ball out of the park. Literally. Over the fence, and onto the freeway. I'm like Tiger Woods... the golfer, not the one who did all that bad stuff. So I guess the winner is Ralph Wiggum! Bart! I don't mean to be negative... but you sucked like crazy! I had an off day. Ralphie's so happy! And a happy Ralphie is a non-fire-starting Ralphie. Thank you, Bart. Why did Wiggum wink when he thanked you? And what's in that bag he handed you? A token of his gratitude. Two police issue tasers. He bribed you into throwing the tournament? You don't suck, you're just a cheater! Do you realize what this means?! I'm a great father! Wanna play taser-tag? I sure do, son. I sure do. Quest reward: 2,500 and 250

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 31-35 Quests
Bad Cops • Bread And Putter • Career Aspirations • Celeb-o-mania • Climbing Up To The D-List • Code Brown • Crackdown • Egoin' Crazy • For the Love of Marge • High School Low • Moe Town • Night At The Knowledgeum • Now With Extra Hype • Rod And Todd • Rod And Todd Prelude • "SKINNERRRR?!" • Springfield Confidential • Unusual Suspects • Up In Smoke