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Call Me Homer/Quotes

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Lisa: Oh, what's the use? There'll never be a hero on the Simpson side of the family—unless it suddenly becomes heroic to eat deep fried fat!
Homer: Mmm... fat.

Grampa: It's true! Your great, great, great, great grandfather was an adventurer on the high seas!
Bart: Wow! Was he a pirate?
Lisa: A naval officer?
Homer: Was he Popeye?

Homer Simpson: C'mon! Bring me more blubber. I love to turn stuff into grease!

Bart: [wielding a harpoon] Thar she blows! The great white couch potato!
Homer: Eeek!