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Law & Disorder

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Law & Disorder
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: The Simpsanos
Optional characters: Fat Tony, The Cropfather, Marge, Brockman, Lenora Carter, Wiggum, Rex Banner, Agent Bont, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Quimby, Cletus, Uncle Zio, Dr. Dog, Mike Wegman, Snitchy the Weasel, Lenora Carter
Previous quest(s): Everything Old Is Legal Again
Next quest(s): Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance

Law & Disorder is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between April 28, 2024 and May 15, 2024
Tapped Out Brockman TV Icon - Grim.png Springfield's tomacco craze has grown into an epidemic as the singularly illegal product has fueled a resurgence of organized crime.
Tapped Out Brockman TV Icon - Grim.png he mob is back and being led by the mysterious "Cropfather".
Tapped Out Brockman TV Icon - Grim.png *hands shaking* Complete transparency...this journalist is hopped up on tomacco right now. You can't share the news unless you live the news!
Tapped Out Marge Icon - Surprised.png Oh my, this Cropfather sounds really dangerous!
Tapped Out Homer Icon - Sly.png Dangerously sexy?
Tapped Out Marge Icon - Annoyed.png No! Just dangerous.
Tapped Out Homer Icon - Nervous.png I gotta go to work, but let's keep working on the "sexy" part.
Task: "Collect Badges" (x105).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Continue to Rake In Tomacco Money". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, a Visitable Home, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Go to Work". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Wonder What's Going On". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Brockman is owned: Task: "Make Kent Brockman Buy More Tomacco". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Brockman TV Icon - Grim.png Where are the police during this tomacco scourge? Lounging at the local java joint, the Mug Shot.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Confused.png How does he know that?!
Tapped Out Lou Icon - Annoyed.png Chief, you posted our whereabouts on Facelook.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Surprised.png Journalists use social media? I guess everything IS legal now!
Tapped Out Eddie Icon.png Just not tomacco.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Abrupt.png This damn tomacco is stealing time from our luxuriating.
Tapped Out Lou Icon - Sad.png Should I cancel your afternoon facial, mani-pedi, and hot rock massage?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Angry.png Don't you dare!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
The Mug Shot

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Annoyed.png Clues, Lou...we need clues. Easy ones.
Tapped Out Eddie Icon.png All we know is that the guy behind the tomacco is called "the Cropfather".
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Cropfather, eh? Let's go back to the Mug Shot, have some day-old dollar donuts and figure this out. Let's jelly roll, boys!
Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon - Annoyed.png Not so fast, Chief! I'm special investigator Lenora Carter, with the FBI!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Confused.png You're investigating day-old donuts?
Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon - Annoyed.png Forget the donuts! We're trying to bust the Cropfather.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Surprised.png You're taking over my donuts...I mean investigation?
Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon - Happy.png I'm also taking over your office!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Surprised.png Good luck. My office chair is perfectly molded to my butt. It'll swallow you whole!
Task: "Collect Badges" (x85).
If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Continue to Grow Tomacco". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Count the Money". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, a Visitable Home, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Lenora Carter is owned: Task: "Make Lenora Carter Take Over the Tomacco Investigation". The job takes place at the Police Station, Jails, Springfield Penitentiary, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If {{{char}}} is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Try to Relax in the Break Room". The job takes place at the Police Station, Jails, Springfield Penitentiary, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Happy.png It's kind of fun having a no-show job.
Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon - Annoyed.png Think again! I'm putting you to work, Wiggum.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Proud.png I knew you'd eventually need my crime-fighting expertise.
Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon.png Once again think again. I need you to clean the earwax off all of these listening devices.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Wiggum Parade Balloon

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon - Happy.png "Falafels Baked Instantly"?! Baked falafels here I come!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Sad.png Don't bother. It's just a surveillance van for Lenora Carter and her FBI pals.
Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon - Annoyed.png Oh... "F.B.I." I get it.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Annoyed.png They're looking for some criminal mastermind called "the Cropfather".
Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon.png I have no idea who this Cropfather is. *giggles*
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Confused.png Say, what's with the straw hat and fancy suit?
Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon - Nervous.png I'm just getting back to my country roots. Roots grow underground which is where I'm... I gotta go!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Sad.png Take a pair of clean earphones with you and put in a good word with Lenora Carter for me. Maybe she'll give me a less yucky job.
Task: "Collect Badges" (x115).
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Try to Get in the Surveillance Van". The job takes place at Surveillance Van, Jails, Springfield Penitentiary, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Walk Away Nonchalantly". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Lenora Carter is owned: Task: "Make Lenora Carter Surveil Obviously". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Laugh at the Fuzz". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, a Visitable Home, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon - Happy.png "Falafels Baked Instantly". Who would fall for such a stupid FBI trick?
Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon - Nervous.png Uh, definitely not The Cropfather!
Tapped Out Legs Icon - Angry.png What's Chief Wiggum doing with them in that van?
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon - Grim.png Probably in charge of the surveillance.
Tapped Out Louie Icon - Confused.png No, it looks like he's cleaning gunk offa walkie-talkies.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Twelve-Day Dry Cleaners

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Angry.png I'll show Lenora Carter I'm top cop in this town!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Surprised.png Fat Tony and Homer?!
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Well, if it isn't the walkie-talkie washer.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Confused.png Is that a crate full of tomacco and a bag full of cash?
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon - Grim.png Play it cool, Homer.
Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon - Nervous.png I'm not the Cropfather!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I didn't ask about the Cropfather.
Tapped Out The Cropfather Icon - Surprised.png That's my name, don't wear it out! I mean, NOT the Cropfather!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Surprised.png Wait a minute. I'm starting to suspect that YOU'RE the Cropfather!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Angry.png Hands up! You and Fat Tony are under arrest.
Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon - Annoyed.png Not so fast, Chief! Me and the FBI are in charge here!
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png Not so fast, Lenora Carter! Me and the Treasury Department are in charge here!
Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon - Annoyed.png Not so fast, Rex Banner and Lenora Carter! Me and the secret agency I work for are in charge here!
Tapped Out Patty and Selma Icon - Annoyed.png Not so fast, everybody! The DMV is in charge here!
Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon - Surprised.png What is the DMV doing here?
Tapped Out Selma Icon - Annoyed.png Looking for whoever is working that baked falafel truck around the corner.
Tapped Out Patty Icon - Angry.png We got some tomacco-fueled appetites!
Task: "Collect Badges" (x105).
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Accidentally Corner the Cropfather". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Lenora Carter is owned: Task: "Make Lenora Carter Insist She's in Charge". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Rex Banner is owned: Task: "Make Rex Banner Insist He's in Charge". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Agent Bont is owned: Task: "Make Agent Bont Insist He's in Charge". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Escape". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Slip Out the Back". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Serious.png Uh, guys, the crooks got away while you were arguing about who's in charge.
Tapped Out Agent Bont Icon - Surprised.png Why didn't you stop them?!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Annoyed.png We're just law enforcement. We're not in charge.
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png He's right, you know.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
FBI Agents

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Tapped Out Lenora Carter Icon - Sad.png I can't believe my sting operation failed!
Tapped Out Rex Banner Icon.png Face it, Lenora. You are a failure.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Happy.png She's not a complete failure. We still have the Mug Shot with their day-old dollar donuts.
Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon.png Now is not the time for donuts.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You're funny. It's always time for donuts.
Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon - Grim.png I'm laser focused on the unfinished business.
Tapped Out Lou Icon - Worried.png Chief, that's Costas Becker! The deadliest debt collector and the scariest dude who ever lived.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Annoyed.png Oh, yeah? He doesn't scare me.
Tapped Out Costas Becker Icon - Angry.png Wiggum! I want everything you know about the Cropfather. NOW!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon - Surprised.png *screams* He's scary! Don't let him get me, Lou!
Task: "Collect Badges" (x145).
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Give Becker Whatever He Wants". The job takes place at The Mug Shot, the Police Station, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Enjoy His Success". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, a Visitable Home, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Feel Like Someone Walked on His Grave". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Costas Becker

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the TV show Law & Order.