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Milhouse... The Girl?/Quotes

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Groundskeeper Willie: A lad? Sellin' Li'l Chickadee cookies? Git off me land, ye biscuit-floggin' gender-bender!
Milhouse Van Houten: Aaaahh!

Milhouse: My grandfather bakes the Li'l Chickadee cookies at his cracker factory! He gave me these lafterover boxes to sell!
Bart: Milhouse, boy don't sell girl cookies Just hink of what Nelson will do you if he finds out! Or Jimbo! Or me!

Bart: It's worse than I thought. This calls for srastic measures!
Milhouse: Huh?!

Milhouse: M-Mr Simpson, want you buy some Li'l Chickadee cookies?
Homer: Guuuh-huh-huhhhh....

Homer: Hahaha hahaha!
Milhouse: Thanks, Bart! I'll never do that again!
Bart: My work here is done!