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Season 16 Episode Quotes
347 "Goo Goo Gai Pan"
348
"Mobile Homer"
"The Seven-Beer Snitch" 349


Insurance Rep: Mr. Simpson before we can insure you we need to ask you some questions. Have you ever had a heart attack?
Homer: Haven't we all.
Insurance Rep: Strokes?
Homer: None... no wait, three. [chuckles] Since the last one I don't remember so good.
Insurance Rep: Are you a smoker?
Homer: Yes I am.
Marge: You don't smoke!!
Homer: Shhh!! [whispering] I want her to think I'm cool.

Marge: Is there anything more fun than a nice Sunday drive?
Bart: Oh yeah, it's great. Why don't we top it off by reading to old people?
Lisa: Well, I think, in these days of petro-terrorists and ozone depletion, a Sunday drive reeks of bio-hubris.

Homer: You can't enjoy money when you're dead so why not have fun now!!
Marge: Don't you think you've had enough fun? Last year you spent $5,000 on donuts, $2,000 on scalp massages, $500 on body glitter.
Homer: Hey, I earned that money. While you lounge around here doing laundry and putting up drywall, I'm at work busting my hump.
Marge: Oh, please. From what I hear, you waltz in there at 10:30, take a nap on the toilet, then sit around Googling your own name until lunch.
Homer: (gasping) Who told you that?!
Marge: You shouted it while we were making love!! Now look here, mister, I pay the bills, I do the budget and I'm in charge of the money. Hmmm!

Homer: [pretending] Oohhh! I'm Marge Simpson! Don't eat off the floor. Oohhh!
[Bart and Lisa go outside into the backyard after Homer's bad impression of Marge.]
Marge: And I am so sick of that story about finding an onion ring in your French fries! It was 20 years ago!
Homer: That was my Woodstock!
[The 2 kids then get into the RV.]
Bart: You know what started this trouble? This motorhome! How could a vehicle this cool destroy a marriage that crappy?
Lisa: Hey, I know this is a crazy idea, but hear me out. What if we... (gasps)
Bart: [driving the RV out of the lawn] Take this back to the dealer?
Lisa: Well, I was gonna say "Call Reverend Lovejoy," but I guess this could work.
[Bart and Lisa drive it out onto the road while Homer and Marge are still arguing.]
Homer: Oh yeah, Marge? [the kids turn the RV around the corner] What about MY womanly needs? [wails]

Season 16 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XV All's Fair in Oven War Sleeping with the Enemy She Used to Be My Girl Fat Man and Little Boy Midnight Rx Mommie Beerest Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass Pranksta Rap There's Something About Marrying On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister Goo Goo Gai Pan Mobile Homer The Seven-Beer Snitch Future-Drama Don't Fear the Roofer The Heartbroke Kid A Star Is Torn Thank God It's Doomsday Home Away from Homer The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star