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The Land of Chocolate/Quotes

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The Simpsons Game
The Land of Chocolate
Bartman Begins
Homer: Wow, chocolate. Half price.
White chocolate rabbit: Excuse me? Fatty? You're eating our world.
Homer: Hey, you're like that rabbit thing from that book about a girl named Alice who goes to Wonderland... What was it called? Oh yeah, "Snow White in Stupidtown."
White chocolate rabbit: For your information, I am the white chocolate rabbit.
Homer: Hey, white chocolate's not even chocolate. It doesn't even contain cocoa solids.
White chocolate rabbit: Well, if I'm not real chocolate, then you probably wouldn't be interested in eating me. [laughs]
Homer: Mmm... White chocolate.

Homer: Not dreaming! Not dreaming! Not dreaming! Not dreaming... not dreaming... not dreaming, not... Wha, dammit! I was dreaming! Why is life so unfair? All I want is the ability to eat everything in sight and turn into a giant ball. Is that too much to ask? Damn you, reality!