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The Last Son of Krapton/Quotes

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Marge: Here's a third helping of groat cakes, Homie! Just the way you like 'em! All because this is a special day!
Homer: [CHOMP!] Columbo Day? [MUNCH] Caesar Cavez Ravine Day? [SLUP!] Tuesday?!
Marge: No! It's our anniversary! And you forgot again!
Homer: It is?! [URRP!] I did?!!
Marge: Homer Simpson! You're hopeless! Don't bother speaking to me for at least a week!
Bart: Smooth move, ex-lax!

Lisa: Thanks for bringing us to the carnival, mom. It's the perfect place to study the unwashed armpit of society.
Marge: Brr! Carnivals are creepy! Are the games of chance fair?

Cletus Spuckler: Only took me two whole days, but I'm almost done lookin' at this funny book's pitchers!
Brandine Spuckler: Good! Th' Sears and Roebuck catalog in th' privy hain't got but a few pages left!

Marge: What's happened to Homer? He's vanished without a trace! I'm so worried! It's all my fault! I told him not the to speak to me! But that doesn't mean I don't want to see him.
Lisa: Don't worry mom! He'll show up!

Homer: It's all coming back to me! I'm not a super-baby! I'm Homer Simpson!
Marge: Thank goodness!
Homer: I'm so ashamed! I only took that humiliating carny job so I could earn enough to buy you a diamond ring for our anniversary! Hey! Maybe I've still got some super-baby left in me! Maybe I can still give you that diamond! I saw Superman squeeze a lump of coal into a diamond once on TV [EGHHNN!] NGHH! D'oh!
Marge: Oh, Homie! It's okay! I don't need a diamond! You're all I ever wanted!