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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Not Yet Spring Cleaning content update/Gameplay

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Gameplay[edit]

What Makes a Home[edit]

After the user logs in on January 9th:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Ah! Thanks to global warming, spring is already in the air. You know what that means?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Seasonal allergies?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It means we can swindle old ladies into paying us to do their spring cleaning!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Aw man, the only thing I hate more than cleaning is swindling. So much pressure!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Tell ya what: I'll handle the swindling, you do the cleaning.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Phew, thanks.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png There's Mrs. Skinner! We're supposed to be cleaning her house right now! Hide!
Task: Make Milhouse Hide in the Brown House (6s, Brown House)
Task: Make Bart Hide in the Brown House (6s, Brown House)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Whew, fortunately this Brown House was right here within running distance.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png And it has an asthma inhaler in it, to help me recover from that short distance running.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Yeah, Brown Houses always have just what you need in them. It's almost like they can read your mind.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png It can read minds? I better not think of anything scary.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Oh no, trying not to think of scary things is scary!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mystery of the Brown House[edit]

Mystery of the Brown House Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png We finished cleaning your Brown House, Ms. Glick!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We?! I did all the cleaning, you and Milhouse just played Frisbee with Ms. Glick's many, many doilies.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That's not true -- I also blew my nose into one.
Tapped Out Original Brown House Silhouette Icon.png Milhouse. Milhouse, come to me. I have all the Puppy Goo-Goos you want.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Well, I only want one, so... okay! I'll investigate this ominous voice.
Task: Make Milhouse Investigate Ominous Voice (4h, Brown House)
Task: Collect Hard Candies [x200]
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Now now, children. I have enough candy for everyone. There's no need to fight.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png We're not fighting. And neither of us wants the candy.
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Fine, more for me!
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png ...is what I would say if I could still eat candy. Now take some!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mystery of the Brown House Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png All right, lady, we cleaned the house. Where's the dough?
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Sorry, I don't have dough, only candy.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png No, I mean where's the cheese?
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png I don't have any cheese either.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Bart, stop using outdated, confusing slang terms for money and just ask for our payment!
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png For all your hard work, here's two shiny quarters.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Ugh, how are we gonna split that three ways?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wait a minute -- where's Milhouse? It's not like him to not be lurking near me...
Task: Place Ms. Glick's House
Task: Make Lisa Search for Milhouse (4h, Ms. Glick's House)
Task: Collect Hard Candies [x200]
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I can't find Milhouse anywhere.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Maybe he got lost trying to play hide-and-seek by himself again.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png He'd never be late to eat candy. I think something bad happened to him.
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png I'm sure your friend Milton will show up when you least expect it. Have some more candy.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mystery of the Brown House Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Do you ever wonder why Ms. Glick has us clean so many Brown Houses?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Maybe she's a savvy business woman -- she cleans houses and flips them for a tidy profit.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I always wanted to say "tidy profit". Makes me feel like a rich jerk from an '80s movie.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, those houses aren't normal. They're always abandoned, but fully furnished.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I think there might be a connection between the Brown Houses and Milhouse going missing.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png If we just follow the clues and slowly piece them together--
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Found it, right here on my phone. It's like a curse/ritual sacrifice sorta thing.
Task: Make Bart Undercut Lisa's Big Moment (4h, Springfield University, Lisa)
Task: Collect Hard Candies [x350]
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Why do you always want to piece together clues? So tedious.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Just tell me what you found out!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Ms. Glick is actually hundreds of years old and has been sacrificing kids to the magical Brown House to stay alive.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's amazing! I'm proud of you for figuring it out, Bart.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Some other kids figured it out and posted it to the Internet.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mystery of the Brown House Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Say, would you kids like some more candy?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Why? So you can lure us into that house and sacrifice us?
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png What?! I-- how did you know about that?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's online.
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Oh... I was planning on slowly revealing my scheme as I tortured you.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I know, right? It takes all the fun out of this mystery.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Does it? It's just less story to slog through.
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Well, I'm still going to go through with my ritual!
Task: Make Ms. Glick Prepare for the Ritual (8h, Ms. Glick's House)
Task: Collect Hard Candies [x400]
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png And place an eye of newt here, and draw a pentagram on the floor over here...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png "Eye of newt"? That's so played out! Where do you even get that anymore?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's a tried and true trope, Bart! It's classic. Now let her go through her ritual!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Seems like a stall, is all I'm saying...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mystery of the Brown House Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png There, all set up.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Finally! Can we get on with it? We all know how it's gonna end.
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Oh? How's that?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You're gonna try to sacrifice us, Lisa's gonna figure out how to stop you, we save Milhouse and life goes on.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png As much as I hate to say it, he's right. I mean, it's not like this is Halloween where we can die.
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png True, but it's the only Glick-centered update I'm going to get, so I'm going to make it count!
Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon.png AHHHH!
Task: Make Ms. Glick Sacrifice Bart and Lisa (4h, Original Brown House, Lisa)
Task: Collect Hard Candies [x300]
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Wow! The house devoured them. Even I'M surprised that worked!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So... what? We're dead? That's really not supposed to happen.
Tapped Out Original Brown House Icon.png But I need to feed on children's souls in order to grant Ms. Glick eternal life.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Whoa! You can talk? That would have been fun to see in this update before now.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Look, if we're dead then people will get mad and stop tapping... and then this whole game will be dead.
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png But I don't want that! I just got here. I never even got to just walk around and do meaningless tasks.
Tapped Out Original Brown House Icon.png Look, all I really need is children's souls. I could keep those and let the children go.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Works for me, I guess. Bart?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Sure. I made a big stink about losing my soul once, but that was a long time ago.
Tapped Out Original Brown House Icon.png Great. The children get to stay and I get my dinner.
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png And I get to live forever!
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png *evil cackle*
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Firmware Check[edit]

After the user logs in between January 16 and March 13 and has iOs 7.1.2 or below:
System Message Happy 2019! To all players on Apple devices, The Simpsons Tapped Out will soon no longer work on iOS 7.1.2 or below. Please update your OS so you can keep tapping and visit help.ea.com for more details!

Prizes gameplay[edit]

Home Unimprovement[edit]

Home Unimprovement Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png I hate cleaning for Ms. Glick! She expects perfection. This mop is terrible!
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Hey! She may be old and useless, but she's got a good heart!
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png One magical evening, after too much whisky, she even taught me to dance.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png Wow, I never knew you and Ms. Glick were a thing.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Me and Ms. Glick? I was talking about the mop!
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png Oh, that's... less weird?
Task: Make Willie and the Mop Have a Romantic Evening Cleaning the Gutters (4h, Ms. Glick's House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Home Unimprovement Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Wow, you guys did an amazing job cleaning up.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png It was a labor of love.
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png I have one more job: can you guys fix my water heater?
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Is that an adjustable pipe wrench with a soft rubber handle?
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png Please tell me you don't have a ratchet set...
Task: Make Willie Make Passionate Home Repairs (4h, Ms. Glick's House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Night School[edit]

Night School Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png With the kids playing after-school hockey, and Homer drinking after-work hooch, I don't know what to do with my nights.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png You could borrow my bulletproof vest and work the graveyard shift at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png You could launder some... "clothes" for me.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png The clothes are filled with illegally obtained money.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Uh, maybe I'll just take a night class...
Task: Make Marge Take Night Classes (4h, Springfield University)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Night School Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I didn't know so many Springfielders were interested in furthering their education.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png I'm just here because I wasn't getting enough gossip at church.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png I come for the indoor heating.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png I'm here because the textbook pages make great rolling papers.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png And I'm starting to learn that maybe too much education is a bad thing...
Task: Make Marge Drop Out of Night School (4h, Springfield University)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Ah, home sweet home. What will I do first.
Tapped Out Maggie Icon.png *suck-suck*
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Oh, right. Take care of my infant child.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

A New Wrinkle on Dating[edit]

A New Wrinkle on Dating Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Mystery of the Brown House Pt. 5 and tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Maybe I'll give retirement home living a shot.
Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon.png It's pretty nice. Plenty of room to shuffle around, and you get three squares a day.
Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon.png Although I prefer my squares rounded so I don't cut my mouth.
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png At least I'll be the most spry person here.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Cha-cha-cha, this place is a dream! Even homier than the homeless center!
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png What's that whippersnapper doing here?!
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png I'm supposed to be the ingenue, not him!
Task: Make Ms. Glick Act Young (12h, Retirement Castle or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A New Wrinkle on Dating Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png My favorite part of this show is when it cuts to extremely loud commercials -- it's the only thing I can hear.
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png What is this lame show, dude? I want to watch music videos on MTV, man!
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png MTV hasn't played music videos since before I got my beard plugs.
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Give me that remote -- I'll find them!
Task: Make Ms. Glick Try to Watch Music Videos (4h, Retirement Castle or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A New Wrinkle on Dating Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Ah, who am I kidding, I'm just an old crone.
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Try as I might, I'll never be young.
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Guess I'll just knit some socks. This is my life now.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Whoa, are you crocheting?
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Go ahead, laugh at me. I deserve it for getting old.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, it's cool! I saw it on Pinterest!
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Really? A young person like you thinks I'm cool?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, I'm sort of an un-cool young person--
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png A young person thinks I'm cool!
Task: Make Ms. Glick Have a Knitting Circle (8h)
If not unlocked as animated job: Task: Make Ms. Glick Have a Knitting Circle (8h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A New Wrinkle on Dating Pt. 4[edit]

After completing A New Wrinkle on Dating Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Man, I was killing it in today's Senior Water Aerobics class!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Unfortunately, the slippery floor was killing it too. R.I.P. Mrs. Henderson.
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Pff, water aerobics? Give me a break.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png You think you can out-youth me?
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png It's called being a hipster. You do all the things old people do -- knit, use typewriters, listen to records -- but you do it "ironically".
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Here, have some gross old-timey candy... ironically.
Task: Make Ms. Glick Hand Out Mints (1h)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wow, since when did the nursing home get so cool?
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Now my gross old man beard is a hipster beard.
Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon.png I found an old film camera in my closet, so I'm super into photography now!
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png This place is really hopping. I feel so young again!
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Now I need to find a boyfriend...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A New Wrinkle on Dating Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png I thought with my newfound youth, dating would be much easier.
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png But it's so time consuming going out and trying to get to know people to see if I like their personality.
Tapped Out Shauna Icon.png Personality? Dating nowadays is about making a snap judgement about someone after two seconds of looking at them.
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Are you talking about dating apps? No one in here has a cellphone, so I can't "swipe right" on them.
Tapped Out Shauna Icon.png Most of them are in wheelchairs though. If you like the way they look, swipe their wheelchair to the right.
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png And if I don't, swipe it to the left and never think of them again!
Task: Make Ms. Glick Swipe Right on Dates (1h, Retirement Castle or Brown House)
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Well, I instantly judged every guy in the nursing home, and I didn't get to know any of them.
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png I'm still alone, but I feel superior to everyone I rejected.
Tapped Out Alice Glick Icon.png Modern dating is great!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Eternal Overcast of the Hive Mind[edit]

Eternal Overcast of the Hive Mind Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Man, my fastball is on fire today. I've thrown rocks through six of the Brown House's windows!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Stop it, Nelson! How would you like it if I threw stuff at you?
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png I'd like it a lot. It'd mean someone was paying attention to me.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Aw, Nelson. Come on, I'll help you fix the windows.
Tapped Out Original Brown House Icon.png No. *sniffs* Don't worry about me. Just work on fixing yourself, little boy.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Heh-heh, my crippling loneliness pays off again!
Task: Make Lisa and the Original Brown House Clean Up Nelson's Mess (4h, Original Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Eternal Overcast of the Hive Mind Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What's the matter, Mr. Brown House? You seem down.
Tapped Out Original Brown House Icon.png My floor boards are really creaking today. I think I may be... haunted.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There's no such thing as ghosts.
Tapped Out Original Brown House Icon.png Oh really? Then how do you explain this? *spooky grinding noise*
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm sure there's a logical explanation.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But just in case, I have a how-to book on performing exorcisms.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's called "The Power of Advice Compels You".
Task: Make Lisa Perform an Exorcism (4h, Original Brown House)
Tapped Out Original Brown House Icon.png The exorcism worked! The ghost is gone!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It wasn't a ghost, it was Nelson squatting in your house.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Haw-Haunted?
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20